Song Parodies -> Job Seekers Money Really Is For Nothing

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

Original Performer:

Dire Straits

  
Parody Song Title:

"Job Seekers Money Really Is For Nothing"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

Now look at them Job Seekers that's the way you do it
There sat at home watching crap on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the unemployable
Money for nothin' and your Giro for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the Unemployable
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe go and sign on at the Job center
Maybe go and search for Jobs on the monitor screen

We gotta search for jobs on the computer
Custom settings, searching for vacancies
We gotta search the news papers
We gotta search the web sites for free

See the little Job Seeker with the beard and the pot belly
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little Job Seeker got his own Flip Flop Sandles
That little Job Seeker he's claiming giro yeah

We gotta search for jobs on the computer
Custom settings, searching for vacancies
We gotta search the news papers
We gotta search the web sites for free

I shoulda learned to get a job
I shoulda learned to go for interveiws
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the Job Center
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Unemployable noises?
Bangin' on peoples tax's like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the unemployable
Get your money for nothin' get your giro's for free

We gotta search for jobs on the computer
Custom settings, searching for vacancies
We gotta search the news papers
We gotta search the web sites for free

There sat at home watching crap on MTV
That ain't workin' that's the Unemployable
Money for nothin' and your Giros for free
Money for nothin' and Giros for free
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