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Song Parodies -> "I'll Belt You"

Original Song Title:

"I Melt With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Modern English

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Belt You"

Parody Written by:

pkbites

The Lyrics

This is a song about a jerk who doesn't want to take responsibility for making a girl pregnant, and blames her for it. It is NOT a pro-abortion song.
Moving forward trying to touch your breasts.
But so many guys sucked on you, there isn't anything left.
I saw something, rashing all around your face.
Never really known it was just another, herpes case.

I'll stop the world and belt you.
You've gotten pregnant now I'm getting out of here, so long, good bye.
There's nothing you slut would not do.
I'll stop the world and belt you.

I met this dog girl, on a blind date,
but better to do an ugly chick, than to have to masturbate.
You may think to yourself, love is a big rat race,
but let me tell you the race is over......the rats won!

I'll stop the world and throw you off.
You've gotten pregnant, now go get an abortion, or else I'm gone.
You went and talked to a man of the cloth.
I'll stop the world and throw you both off.

Your legs were........open....wide!
(instumental)
I'll stop the world & belt you
I've seen some protests but it's still your right, so, go have it done.
There's nothing you slut would not do.
I'll stop the world and belt you.

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Claude Prez - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
"Your legs were...open...wide" was pretty funny. Nice job.
Dick - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This guy has what it takes. I think all of the parodies should be as good as this.

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