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Song Parodies -> "McDonalds Waiter"

Original Song Title:

"The Entertainer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

BIlly Joel

Parody Song Title:

"McDonalds Waiter"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

Number 3 on my list of Parody-ing all of the songs on Billy Joel's 1st Greatest Hits album with songs about fast food, this is sung from the perspective of a McDonalds worker who begins to sort of re-think his life.
I'm a McDonalds waiter
And I come to serve you food
I am happy to cater
To whatever is your mood
Today's special is the Big Mac
You'll feel it in your farts
Since you have no shame, your fat is blamed
On the food you eat here every day of the year
You claim that we clog your heart

I'm a McDonalds waiter
And our food we always fry
Too bad I did not know at first
People who eat here die
Ah, at night they come to haunt me
Their ghosts come every day
For the food they ate ruined their date
They ask "What the heck? You made our lives a wreck!
And we will make you pay!"

I'm a McDonalds waiter
I Serve millions round the world
I get Big Macs for pals and kids
And salads for the girls
There are so many faces
And then so many names
Ah, but that's just swell, except the bad smell
"Cuz the line takes awhile, it goes on for miles
But the orders are the same

I'm a McDonalds waiter
I guess this is my song
I work here every week or two
Serving all day long
Well, the food's getting expensive
And longer go the lines
Some want extra cheese, so they pay more fees
And I only stay cuz there's bills to pay
Then go somewhere else to dine

I'm a McDonalds waiter
Our drive-thru's really slow
Our fries have set a record
You can get them to go
Ah, our meat's hard to bite in
Can't even cut it with a knife
As, this parody's long so I'll wrap up the song
I sure hope it's a hit I think that the words fit
Now let's sing the first verse twice:

I'm a McDonalds waiter
And I come to serve you food
I am happy to cater
To whatever is your mood
Today's special is the Big Mac
You'll feel it in your farts
Since you have no shame, your fat is blamed
On the food you eat here every day of the year
You claim that we clog your heart

I'm a McDonalds waiter
And I come to serve you food
I am happy to cater
To whatever is your mood
Today's special is the Big Mac
You'll feel it in your farts
Since you have no shame, your fat is blamed
On the food you eat here every day of the year
You claim that we clog your heart

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Michael Pacholek - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, but you missed a verse: Instead of doing Verse 6, and then Verse 7 just being Verse 1 reprised, you did Verse 1 for 6 AND 7. Don't feel too bad, it's a tough song, but since Verse 6 ends with "another can of beans," there has to be something in there you can work with.
Jeff Reuben - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good
megan - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
make it interactive we wont know the beat so have somebody sing it on the net.
wdh - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I purposely repeated the verse, it just sounded better to repeat it than the original parodied verse did.
Phil Alexander - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Another random parody... DKTOS, but it's kind of fun - though just saying "Mcdonalds waiter" has made me want to write a parody to "Paperback Writer"... better check it's not been done already :-) Anyway, nice one, wdh
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not the best I've seen but far from the worst. 4-3-4
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) This has lines that made me actually, physically, laugh out loud! "Today's special is the Big Mac / You'll feel it in your farts" ..... okay, okay, but it still makes me laugh!
Meriadoc - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not being a big fart-fan like Johnny, I merely chuckled, but not bad... :-)
RG - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Not a McD's fan, but the real thing that stops me from enjoying the parody in this song is the term "McDonald's Waiter." Has the parodist ever been to a McDonald's? I've never seen one that employed waiters.

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