I'm a McDonalds waiter
And I come to serve you food
I am happy to cater
To whatever is your mood
Today's special is the Big Mac
You'll feel it in your farts
Since you have no shame, your fat is blamed
On the food you eat here every day of the year
You claim that we clog your heart

I'm a McDonalds waiter
And our food we always fry
Too bad I did not know at first
People who eat here die
Ah, at night they come to haunt me
Their ghosts come every day
For the food they ate ruined their date
They ask "What the heck? You made our lives a wreck!
And we will make you pay!"

I'm a McDonalds waiter
I Serve millions round the world
I get Big Macs for pals and kids
And salads for the girls
There are so many faces
And then so many names
Ah, but that's just swell, except the bad smell
"Cuz the line takes awhile, it goes on for miles
But the orders are the same

I'm a McDonalds waiter
I guess this is my song
I work here every week or two
Serving all day long
Well, the food's getting expensive
And longer go the lines
Some want extra cheese, so they pay more fees
And I only stay cuz there's bills to pay
Then go somewhere else to dine

I'm a McDonalds waiter
Our drive-thru's really slow
Our fries have set a record
You can get them to go
Ah, our meat's hard to bite in
Can't even cut it with a knife
As, this parody's long so I'll wrap up the song
I sure hope it's a hit I think that the words fit
Now let's sing the first verse twice:

I'm a McDonalds waiter
And I come to serve you food
I am happy to cater
To whatever is your mood
Today's special is the Big Mac
You'll feel it in your farts
Since you have no shame, your fat is blamed
On the food you eat here every day of the year
You claim that we clog your heart

I'm a McDonalds waiter
And I come to serve you food
I am happy to cater
To whatever is your mood
Today's special is the Big Mac
You'll feel it in your farts
Since you have no shame, your fat is blamed
On the food you eat here every day of the year
You claim that we clog your heart