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Song Parodies -> "Lost My Glasses"

Original Song Title:

"Long Tall Glasses"

Original Performer:

Leo Sayer

Parody Song Title:

"Lost My Glasses"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I was drivin' down the road, then I happened to note
That I couldn't see a single thing in front of me
So naturally I thought I would pull off to the side
I got scared 'cause there was not a pair of glasses on my eyes

Yeah then I realized that I couldn't see a single thing
I'd lost my glasses, was this a dream?
I panicked and I stumbled, oh it was the worst
I said "before I can drive, I gotta fix my vision first"

You know I can't see, you know I can't see
You know I can't see, you know I can't see
I can't see

I'm a man of the road, in my Mercedes-Benz
I don't seek entertainment, just my corrective lens
But if I could find a guy who might just sell me a pair
Because it's so hard to drive when your vision is impaired

Now wait a minute
I can't see, yo!

Of course I can't see! Of course I can't see!
I'm sure I can't see, I'm sure I can't see
I can't see!

I can't see
I stumble on the floor,
Ah, hurts bad
Look at me fallin'!

I lost my balance, I tripped and rolled down the road
I fell down into a cornfield, and stumbled round some wildflowers
You should've seen me fallin', 'cause I didn't for sure...
Next time I go out drivin', I'm bringin' three extra pairs, or four

I can't see--oh no! I can't see
Look at me fallin', and I'm trippin'
I can't see, I can't see
I can't see, I can't see, I can't see

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Wild Man - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Enjoyable, Man. Been there, and lost mine too!
Claude Prez - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
"...just my corrective lens" was the best part for me. Great job!

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