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Song Parodies -> "Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"DJ"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Teacher"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This parody is based on the fact that when watching the "DJ" music video, I misheard the chorus as "I am a teacher."
I'm home, have no job, until I'm back from school
I make your tests easy, real easy
Teahc boys and girl back there, at my school
Go to school dances
Sass me, your grade goes down
I'm an educator, don't you know?

I am a teacher, I don't work today
Don't make a sound no, don't make a sound, no, oh, ooh
I am a teacher, I don't work today
Don't make a sound no, don't make a sound, no, oh, ooh

I am a teacher, I don't work today
Not till September (hiss-hiss)
The kids hate me, oh

Each day's a weekend, no more grading them papers
After school, getting detention
Miss eating trhe Lunch Lady's food

I am a teacher, I don't work today
Don't make a sound no, don't make a sound, no, oh, ooh

I am a teacher, I don't work today
Not till September (hiss-hiss)
The kids hate me

I am a teacher, I don't work today
Don't make a sound no, don't make a sound
I am a teacher, I don't work today
Don't make a sound no, don't make a sound
I am a teacher, I don't work today
Don't make a sound no, don't make a sound (hiss-hiss)

Time flies at the detention
Geting F's breaks your heart
The Principal's my boss and approves all the school dances
I am a teacher, yes I am a teacher

I am a teacher
I am a teacher
I am a teacher, sadly
I am a teacher
I am a teacher, I don't work today
I am a teacher

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Lemmy - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is off the hook, dude! Straight fives, man!
David Bowie - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
SOmetimes when I listen to the song, I still think it sounds more like "teacher" than "DJ." Your parody really is off the hook. Keep it up.

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