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Song Parodies -> "Britney Jean (Spears)"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Jean (Spears)"

Parody Written by:

BarbieBimbo

The Lyrics

Not a diss against Brit, not a complimenting parody either, merely 'my views' if you will.
She was more like the new pop queen
Now on movie screens
I sure don't mind but what does she mean
"Oops!...Done again"
Has a hit, one more time, on CD
She said "Oops!...Done again"
Has a hit, one more time, on CD

She told us her name is Britney Jean
And she caused a scene
MTV made her the music queen
One summer month
Then they showed, her old vids, on TV

Missy Spears has told us that she's a slave 4 U
From the bottom of her broken heart
Her sister's a celebr'ty on Nickelodeon
After Mariah C she also made her screen debut, yeah

Britney Jean is not a diva
She's not a girl, she's not yet quite a woman
Schoolgirl un-i-forms are gone
She's not yet a woman
And those pig-tails sure are gone

From every day since '99
The press was on her side
And Christina came next and then Mandy
Then Jessica
They had hits, one more time, on CD
But Britney's breasts infaltes, and now her fate has changed
(Double size)

Missy Spears has told us that she's a slave 4 U
From the bottom of her broken heart
She then broke up with Justin
Made headlines in the news
This happened much too soon
Fred Durst came, and Colin too..

Britney Jean is not a diva
She's not a girl, she's not yet quite a woman
Schoolgirl un-i-forms are gone
Britney Jean is not a diva
She's not a girl, she's not yet quite a woman
Schoolgirl un-i-forms are gone
She's not a girl, she's not yet quite a woman
She's not a girl, she's not yet quite a woman
Britney Jean is not a diva
She's not a girl, she's not yet quite a woman
Schoolgirl un-i-forms are gone
She's not a girl, she's not yet quite a woman
She's not a girl, says 'not yet a woman'
She is not a woman
Britney Jean is not a diva
Britney Jean is not a diva
Britney Jean is not a diva
Britney Jean is not a diva
Britney Jean is not a diva
Britney Jean is not a diva

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Royce Miller - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought you did a very good job of this--
Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, but why'd you have to go and say Britney's breasts were just inflated? (Whoops, that's an Avril song, and probably already done.)
Britney Spears - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I never wanna BE a diva, anyway! I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day. Good parody, btw.
Gene Simmons - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
You can say that again, Britney! Let's all just rock and roll all night and party every day!
Gene Simmons - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
You can say that again, Britney! Let's all just rock and roll all night and party every day!
Michael Jackson - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant parody, man! Aow!
Lemmy - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
**Cries at how beautiful this parody is** Straight 5's!
Ana - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
It could've been better.

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