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Song Parodies -> "Ozzy Talking To Nobody"

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Ozzy Talking To Nobody"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

One day Ozzy went down stairs and put some music on as he goes to talk to his family he hasnt relased there not there!!
Now look at that Sharon thoses little dogs did it
The did a shit on the antique carpet see!
That ain't workin' uses some bleach
Ozzy is Hungry' and needs to eat
That ain't workin' lets just get a new carpet
Lemme tell ya those dogs ain't dumb
Maybe get stand in a pile of shit
Maybe get stand in a puddle of vomit

We gotta install devilist door knockers
Custom T.V. Remote
JACK! how the hell do you change the channel
JACK! how the hell do you get off the porn channel

See the little Jack with the earring and the glasses
Yeah buddy that's his own afro-hair
That little Jack got his own Heavy metal band
That little Jack thinks he is an millionaire

We gotta install devilist door knockers
Custom T.V. Remote
JACK! how the hell do you change the channel
JACK! how the hell do you get off the porn channel

I shoulda learned to hide the credit cards
I shoulda learned to hide the car keys
Look at that Kelly, she got it stickin' on the MTV
Man this place an't fun
And whos up there, Jack ? mumbleing noises ?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a afro-chimpanzee
They ain't workin' there just that lazy
SHARON! Ozzy is Hungry' and needs to eat

We gotta install devilist door knockers
Custom T.V. Remote
JACK! how the hell do you change the channel
JACK! how the hell do you get off the porn channel

Now i love them all but there all F#@king mad
I play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' cause im a millionaire
SHARON! Ozzy is Hungry' and needs to eat
SHARON! Ozzy is Hungry' and needs to eat

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yoidy - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
afro chimpanzee!! that crax me up
Alex Zander - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
why thank you, i try my best
Hoeveel - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Is your surname really Zander? Cos that would wrock.
Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
A lot of this doesn't rhyme, but that's OK, because you're talking about F---in' Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of F---in' Darkness, man! It fits his personality, and so you shouldn't be penalized for pacing. If the pacing were perfect, it wouldn't be Ozzy. All fives.
Alex Zander - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
The Name is my alias name, or otherwise known as Alex Zander
Alex Zander - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Well if you all like OZZY stuff i could find some more songs about him for yah LOL.

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