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Song Parodies -> "She Took I Everything I Have"

Original Song Title:

"She's All I Ever Had"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"She Took I Everything I Have"

Parody Written by:

Jazzbone

The Lyrics

Here I am
Free at last
She finally left
Oh happy day
Here I am
I can date again
She'll never crush
My dreams again

She's a bitch
she took everything I have
She tried to take the air I breathe
She's a bitch
She took everything I have

It's the way she made me feel
When she lied cheated and stealed
All my money she did spend
She was my lover, not my friend
It wasn't any big surprise
To know she slept with other guys
The thought of her just gives me hives
Now I'm free of all her lies

On our first date
She showed up late
I should've walked
But she looked great
I loved the sex
But I got herpes
And unlike her
It'll always be there

She's a bitch
she took everything I have
She makes the world so cold, so empty
She's a bitch
she took everything I have

It's the way she made me feel
When she lied cheated and stealed
All my money she did spend
She was my lover, not my friend
It wasn't any big surprise
To know she slept with other guys
The thought of her just gives me hives
Now I'm free of all her lies

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