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Song Parodies -> "Torpedo"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tony Orlando & Dawn

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

You better watch out
If there's other subs about
Or you just might get a blow of surprise
You must stay afloat
So just watch out for Das Boot
Through the periscope with your eyes

Oh oh torpedo
It will blow you to flinders
You gotta go watch them cylinders
They're so long and smooth and mean
Mm mm torpedo
You better hope that they don't meet ya
Or you'll blow to smithereens

The radar's alight
The blip blips tell us that it's alright
Then we saw our foes above the waterline
But if come a depth charge
We will sink like a lead barge
And prob'ly fall right on a Limpet Mine

Oh oh torpedo
One can ruin your good mood
It's gonna turn you into fish food
For those sharks and skates and eels
Mm mm torpedo
A giant squid's waiting to meet ya
'Cus it wants a Happy Meal

You know it's true I'm
Just a sailor type of guy
I know you're trying hard to blow me to the skies

Oh oh torpedo
It will split you asunder
And drop all your pieces down under
Where you'll fertilize the sea
Mm mm torpedo
Red October's waiting to greet ya
And Sean Conn'ry's in my dreams

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Guy DiRito - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah - I sure got a charge out of the part with the barge. Good use of a funny word. And I do think we are the only ones that used this word today. Nice parody - Where do you think this stuff up at?
Meriadoc - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Um.... in bed or at Burger King! Hee hee...
Diva - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
HOORAY!! Mer & Pip are back!
mandamoo - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Gosh guys, I've missed you and your parodies !
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
GUFFAW !!! Yeeehaw, your stuff is so GOOD !!!
Michael Pacholek - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody was the bomb! (Not "a bomb," that would be very, very bad.)

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