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Song Parodies -> "Drunk As You Are"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk As You Are"

Parody Written by:

Ol' John Brown

The Lyrics

As fun as it is to poke fun at drinkin' -- it should go without sayin' if you drink (and you're old enough) that's your business; but NEVER drink and drive! Now let's have a laugh or two . . . --Ol' JB
Dink, as thinkle peep, as you were,
As you thought you was be
Ociffer, Ociffer, starkle little twink.
Walk this line, hurry up
Wipe-sheild-wimpers and no rain?
An arrest, failed the test, by an old Deputy-a

Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a

Cuffed, dowsed in mud, soaked in beer
As you slept in the street

An arrest, failed the test, by an old Deputy-a

Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a

And I swear that I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one

Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a

Deputy-a - and I on-ly hadded one

And I swear that I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one


Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Stop by and visit me if you like: PrimeTap.com - Ol' John Brown's Funny Pages

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Pat - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Eggshalant!
Claude Prez - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
"Wipe-shield whimpers" was pretty funny. Good job
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
455, pacing slightly off, but must have been the idea(because the person was drunk), very good. =)

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