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Song Parodies -> "40th birthday song"

Original Song Title:

"End of the World"

Original Performer:

Sylvia Dee / Arthur Kent

Parody Song Title:

"40th birthday song"

Parody Written by:

Cathy Almeida

The Lyrics

As I was approaching my 40th birthday, I knew it wasn't the end of the world, although all my life I had thought, being 40 was ancient. I then felt inspired to write a parody for the song - End of the world.
40th bday song

Why does my hair keep on falling?
Why does this sight of mine blur?
Yet I know it's not the end of the world
Just coz they ain't the way they were

Why do my thighs keep on rubbing..
when I walk down the street?
Jogging is great but its just for young girls
Whose thighs don't generate such heat.

I look into the mirror and I wonder
Why this frame ain't the same as it was
I can't understand, no I can't understand
Why each part sags the way it does

Why has my hair started graying?
Why do these heels of mine crack?
I hope you know I'm the same as before
Just 40 years and right on track.

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