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Song Parodies -> "Underneath Your Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Underneath Your Clothes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"Underneath Your Nose"

Parody Written by:

Eli Hollifield

The Lyrics

Written as a goodbye gift about a girl my friend hated
You're a bong
Sculpted by a hippie god
Don't get me wrong
Your funny face still looks a bit odd
But all the suns ray's
Are blocked out by the shadows
Cast under your nose
That's where it's darkest
Underneath your nose
There's a massive cold sore
There's the mouth I chose
Watch the blood and pus pour
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cheap whore, honey
Because of you I've got a red rash on my thigh
Because of you whenever I pee it makes me cry
When my warts are gone
When impotence is over
We will still both have
Oral Herpes
Underneath your nose
There's a massive cold sore
There's the mouth I chose
Watch the blood and pus pour
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cheap whore, honey
Underneath your nose
There's massive cold sore
There's the mouth I chose
Watch the blood and pus pour
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cheap whore
For being such a whore
Your nose is like an interstellar planet
Creating itsa owna graviTAY
Somehow I'm still drawn to it
And I almost don't believe it
And like your chest it's flatter than a pancake
Were you hit with a frying pan?
Objects that appear in your mirror
Are flatter than they seem
Underneath your nose
There's a massive cold sore
There's the mouth I chose
Watch the blood and pus pour
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cheap whore
For being such a cheap whore

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malcolm higgins - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
uh, don't sugar it up like this.. tell her what you really think ok??
Levitra Wellbutrin - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This had been one of the best parodies ever. It is so funny and sooo true!
Big Cheese - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
She wasn't *that* bad. BTW, do you remember "Stumpy" ?
Pedro Falco - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I know Andre the Friend, and her sister Mille Dog aka Camel.
Rip Masters - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is still hilarious! Timeless! A song for the ages!

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