Rewriting hist'ry, there is no myst'ry
About the details that I leave out.
My book is fiction, Bill's sex addiction
Isn't a topic to brag about.

Wasting away again with my slick husband Bill,
Dealing with that lost seeker of fun.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know there's a lot more than one!

I can't explain why I stayed with this insane guy.
Maybe I just thought he would help my career.
But he is so "hands-on," an Arkansas Don Juan,
Why I got married isn't too clear.

Wasting away again with my slick husband Bill,
Pushing my contrived heartbreak aside,
I tried to indict the political right,
But I know it was Bubba who lied!

I rationalize; he only told lies,
Never got caught for any big crimes.
But this Bozo still blunders,
And make voters wonder
How in the world he got elected two times.

Wasting away again with my slick husband Bill,
Trying to mend my shattered ego,
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's Bill's libido.

Yes, some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's Bill's libido!