Song Parodies -> If I had a Scanner
| Original Song Title: | "If I had a Hammer" |
| Original Performer: | Trini Lopez |
| Parody Song Title: | "If I had a Scanner" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter (the Reader) |
If I had a scanner
I'd scan stuff in the morning
I'd scan stuff in the evening
All over this land
I'd scan all my homework
I'd scan all my pictures
I'd scan all of the stuff
That's in
The "My Computer" folder
All, all over this land
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
If I had a webcam
I'd use it in the morning
I'd use it in the evening
Right in my own room
I'd do a live broad cast
Of my hamster, Spanky
I'd make a cool movie about
Some monsters in New Brunswick
And all, all over this land
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
If I had a printer
I'd print stuff in the morning
I'd print stuff in the evening
All over my house
I'd print out my pictures
The ones that I scanned with my scanner
I'd print out all the files I had
In the "My Computer" folder
All, all over this land
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Now I've got a scanner
And I've got a webcam
And I've got a printer to
Print stuff all through the night
It's the scanner of Cool Stuff
It's the web cam of Free Downloads
It's the printer that can print
The stuff that is on my computer
All, all over this land
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
I'd scan stuff in the morning
I'd scan stuff in the evening
All over this land
I'd scan all my homework
I'd scan all my pictures
I'd scan all of the stuff
That's in
The "My Computer" folder
All, all over this land
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
If I had a webcam
I'd use it in the morning
I'd use it in the evening
Right in my own room
I'd do a live broad cast
Of my hamster, Spanky
I'd make a cool movie about
Some monsters in New Brunswick
And all, all over this land
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
If I had a printer
I'd print stuff in the morning
I'd print stuff in the evening
All over my house
I'd print out my pictures
The ones that I scanned with my scanner
I'd print out all the files I had
In the "My Computer" folder
All, all over this land
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Now I've got a scanner
And I've got a webcam
And I've got a printer to
Print stuff all through the night
It's the scanner of Cool Stuff
It's the web cam of Free Downloads
It's the printer that can print
The stuff that is on my computer
All, all over this land
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
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Hamster? Spanky? I'm getting weird visuals here... :-0
LOL! I didn't expect that it would be nearly as funny as it turned out to be. God, so geeky, so random, but so FUNNY!
Also, I really think you should record this.
Good one Pete. I looked at this song about a week ago and drew a blank. It was so obvious now that I see your creativity. Now just think of the fun I could have, if I only had a Hummer. But you got there first and I give you 5s for that.
If I were yo Mama, I hug you with no warning! Great job Pete! I am sure yo Mama is proud. Keep it up
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