Today I cross my legs and pray that I'm gonna find a toilet soon
I guess I'm going on a quest just to find myself in a bathroom.
I don't believe that anybody has the load I do inside their bowel.

I've eaten quite a lot of pizza, thirty pounds or thereabouts.
I sense I cannot find a Men's and it's filling me with fear and doubt.
I don't believe that anybody has the load I do inside their bowel.

And all the space inside myself is filling.
and deep inside my groin the pressure's building.
And there's a lot of drink and food that says it's passing through
and it just wants out.

And maybe
It's what it's like to have a baby.
But after all,
It's just nature's call.

Today is gonna be the day that my appetite will cause my doom.
I think my very favourite drink really shouldn't be the juice of prunes.
I don't believe that anybody has the load I do inside their bowel

And all the space inside myself is filling.
and deep inside my groin the pressure's building.
And there's a lot of drink and food that says it's passing through
and it just wants out.

And maybe
It's what it's like to have a baby.
But after all,
It's just nature's call.

And maybe
It's what it's like to have a baby.
But after all,
It's just nature's call.

And maybe
It's what it's like to have a baby.
It's what it's like to have a baby.
It's what it's like to have a baby.