Song Parodies -> J-Lo's Song
| Original Song Title: | "Send the Pain Below" |
| Original Performer: | Chevelle |
| Parody Song Title: | "J-Lo's Song" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
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I like all music,
Except the hip-hop crap on these stations,
Jenny Lopez used to be a pop queen,
And now she's sold out in her music.
Many ex-fans are hating her.
They hate that chick, J-Lo,
I hate that (beep) J-Lo.
Her stuff is annoying,
Like her big-@$$ booty,
Her stuff is annoying,
(I loathe that slut, J-Lo...)
Her stuff is annoying,
(Despise that *****, J-Lo...)
She used to sing everyday,
Now she is rapping.
Now I want my cash back,
CD's returned.
But now I am hating her,
She stooped to the lowest low,
She sold out, this we know.
Her stuff is annoying,
Like her big-@$$ booty,
Her stuff is annoying,
(I loathe that slut, J-Lo...)
Her stuff is annoying,
(Despise that *****, J-Lo...)
Like her boyfriend, Benny.
I hate all her hits,
No more, stop now,
Making them.
J-Lo makes crappy hits,
Stop now!
We're all hating her.
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
(She's so irritating) [That dyke!]
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
(More like nauseating) [Hating her!]
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
(Her songs are frustrating)
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
(Rather be suffocating)
We hate that slut, J-Lo.
Except the hip-hop crap on these stations,
Jenny Lopez used to be a pop queen,
And now she's sold out in her music.
Many ex-fans are hating her.
They hate that chick, J-Lo,
I hate that (beep) J-Lo.
Her stuff is annoying,
Like her big-@$$ booty,
Her stuff is annoying,
(I loathe that slut, J-Lo...)
Her stuff is annoying,
(Despise that *****, J-Lo...)
She used to sing everyday,
Now she is rapping.
Now I want my cash back,
CD's returned.
But now I am hating her,
She stooped to the lowest low,
She sold out, this we know.
Her stuff is annoying,
Like her big-@$$ booty,
Her stuff is annoying,
(I loathe that slut, J-Lo...)
Her stuff is annoying,
(Despise that *****, J-Lo...)
Like her boyfriend, Benny.
I hate all her hits,
No more, stop now,
Making them.
J-Lo makes crappy hits,
Stop now!
We're all hating her.
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
(She's so irritating) [That dyke!]
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
(More like nauseating) [Hating her!]
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
(Her songs are frustrating)
We hate that slut, J-Lo,
(Rather be suffocating)
We hate that slut, J-Lo.
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J-lo's music may has changed a little. But I don't think she's "stooped to the lowest low". I mean, her music's still got a great rythem and a nice beat. It's hard to find music that you can really dance to, hip hop music that is. Music that can carry on and not die out on you. And J-lo's music keeps it flowing no matter what. And if you'd pay attention more, I think you'd notice that a lot of great artists and great dancers use her material, and like her stuff. So people change. It's a part of life get use to it. -Stickin up
come on homz dat chik aint dat bad she can sing dance and she got da looks, dont hate on her shesjust doin her thang SHE CHANGED ,SO WAT I BET U CHANGE AS WELL . PEAC
woah... even that would confuse the spell check^ Good stuff... J-Lo makes me think of Jello... some day that's what she's going to be : ) *jiggle jiggle*
i really didnt pay attention to the parody but i do i agree that she's an arrogant slut, who cant sing. she always wants attention. she went from say ho' to j_lo.
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