Song Parodies -> Grandpa's a Nut Job
| Original Song Title: | "Up on the Rooftop (Reindeer Pause)" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Grandpa's a Nut Job" |
| Parody Written by: | MooRocca |
Up on the rooftop big steel jaws
In the path of Santa Claus
Crouched near the chimney, our grandpa waits
He's got a hankerin'
Reindeer steaks!
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick!
Loading and locking
His shotgun shells
Oh dear Lord, no
Not the elves!
Plotting and planning
A big surprise
Warming the oven
For Christmas pies
Ho ho ho
He wouldn't go!
Ho ho ho
He wouldn't go!
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick!
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick!
He rigged the cookies
And glass of milk
Over a net
He's hopin' to fill
Pit full of charcoal
Dug out back
Waits for the haul
From his Christmas sack
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick
In the path of Santa Claus
Crouched near the chimney, our grandpa waits
He's got a hankerin'
Reindeer steaks!
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick!
Loading and locking
His shotgun shells
Oh dear Lord, no
Not the elves!
Plotting and planning
A big surprise
Warming the oven
For Christmas pies
Ho ho ho
He wouldn't go!
Ho ho ho
He wouldn't go!
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick!
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick!
He rigged the cookies
And glass of milk
Over a net
He's hopin' to fill
Pit full of charcoal
Dug out back
Waits for the haul
From his Christmas sack
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Ho, ho, ho
He wouldn't go
Off to the rest home
Sick, sick, sick
Grandpa's a nut job
Warn St. Nick
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This is refreshing. Well paced. 5+5+5.
Five Chalupas, ROFL!
I think you should know the Jackson 5 did my favorite version of this, so I imagined little Michael singing when I read it. Appropriate I think. Anyway, great job as usual.
Oh, is this funny!
Thanks for the great comments and ratings Guy, Wild Man, Claude and Spaff! Claude, ooooh... nice choice for the voice!
A refreshing parody for a hot July night.
ROFL! I guess ol' FC has got six months of warning...
Thanks John and Phil. Glad you enjoyed it!
Cute, sweet, and well-crafted.
Thanks Johnny!
Grandpa has the right idea.
Rick, yeah, just don't accept his invitation to Christmas dinner. ;)
Best Melhi Parody
pacing - 16 fives
funny - 16 fives
overall - 16 fives
funny - 16 fives
overall - 16 fives
Well, now we know the Ones Guy is a member on the boards.
X-Mas. 5 Shells in a three-barell shotgun.
Thanks K1!
This is terrific! Nice idea, well executed.
Thanks Leo Jay!
(X-MAS)Forget the rest home. Get that guy a straight jacket.
Thanks Scathe! (You go catch him -- we're afraid to get near him! *ggg*)
Oh, is this funny!
Thanks Spaff! Sorry about what Grandpa did your elves... especially the stupid "Elfalope" head he made for the den. ;)
Nice work, Melhi! 5s...=)
Thanks Arwen!
(XMAS) You've been good this year!
Thanks Agrimorfee, you have too!
(ABC05) Very good one, Melhi. 5's
(ABC-G-05) Glad you showed the pre-wipe tally and IKTOS. 5s.
(ABC05)Still good!
Thanks Pat, Red Ant & Agrimorfee!
(ABC) DKTOS, but this is freakin' hilarious! 5s
Wow, thanks Charlie, glad you enjoyed it!
(ABC) See above!
Johnny... yeah, yeah, I know what you think about ME... but what about the parody? (Just kiddin' ya, thanks for the return visit!)
(G) Hilarious.And I can reccommend a good rest home; they treat ME well, anyway :-))
Thanks Dee! Glad you enjoyed it!
(ABC05) This is a real hoot! Great job! 555
Thanks Rick C.! Glad you got a kick out of it! :)
(G) wow, that just chuffs along - great job on pacing to the short lines, Melhi - they can be nasty
Stu: Yep, it'll huff and puff and blow your house down! (Ok, maybe it won't.) Thanks!
(ABC) Absolutely loved this! 555
Ho! Ho! Blam!.... oops :-)
Thanks Kristof & Phil! Phil: LOL! :)
ABC G - I might have liked this more if I actually knew the OS (so far know one of the three I've looked at) but it's still a good idea and well written, as expected.
Aw, thanks Ethan, that's a very sweet compliment! :)
(ABC) DKTOS but this was still great. I like the whole grandpa hannibal thing going on here. It has a sort of twisted aspect that I find humorous, is that wrong of me?
ABC--"Not the elves!" L-ing OL again, Melhi!
(ABC-G) I still remember the first time I read this spoof, and it's still funny.
Thanks GoatMan, Arwen & Scathe! GoatMan: no more wrong than my thinking your Evil Candyman parodies is one of the funniest I've ever read, for pretty much the same reason! :)
ABC--Too funny, loved the "not the elves" line as well!
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Blessed be the medal-maker for he shall obtain gratitude for his work. (Thanks Johnny D. ...Mel)
Thanks Jeff! Glad you enjoyed it!
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