-> "Like a Blimp"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Pimp"
Parody Song Title:
"Like a Blimp"
The Lyrics
Tubby girls fall down through the floor, broke the the door [4x]
Like a blimp
Tubby girls fall down through the floor, broke the the door [2x]
Like a blimp
Tubby girls fall down through the floor, broke the the door [2x]
By the time they're in the door
I saw holes on the flo'
Girlies eating food,
Eating those ho-hos.
They're like a blimp.
I aint with them girls for sex
Man, I'd rather be tortured,
Or get cursed or hexed.
Cause they double my weight,
Those girls chow like pigs
I got one in my weight-range,
That's only one of her chins.
When they hit the subs,
I'd rather chat with Dan Rather.
A big-bum female,
Wit bad table manners
This is bad (these tubbies, eating all day and)
Like when we walk inside pubs,
Girlies hold they're guts and
Cause they know they're open late (Wendy's) all night
They weigh 'bout ten gals, b'lieve me
I'm sick when their clothes are tight,
Cause that ain't right.
When they in leather, I get sick
Like Simmons said,
"You girls are not fit,"
I tried to told ya
Dat those girls are like freaks
And dis is how they gotta
All that fat on every cheek.
[Chorus 4x]
Tubby girls fall down through the floor, broke the the door[2x]
Like a blimp
Step into club looking just like a blimp
They are fat.
So we screaming out "please stop shaking"
Fatties with thongs,
The president thinks it wrong,
Michael Moore wants your rump,
But every director's been wrong.
Girls, in this song,
I am trying not to fib,
So get out of the floor,
And girl, lose weight, macho blimp.
And since you so hot (not)
Then show yo chubby lips
Is it possible you can flip?
Scared when you trip,
Aint a dang thang changed
I still love my spleen,
But tubbies want to just get laid,
So if you're 2 double 0.
Lose the wieght and let fat go uhh
Tubby girls fall down through the floor, broke the the door
Like a blimp.
[Chorus]
Tubby girls fall down through the floor, broke the the door[2x]
Like a blimp
Now don't you hate them ole'
Tubby-rear girls
Greasy-covered face
Wearing really tight clothes
That's so gross,
They're like a leather Goodyear blimp
You can spot 'em at ole Joe's
Eating crabs and shrimp
Or you can spot 'em at Burger King putting on pounds,
Eating Kingsize Mounds,
Girls are now round,
Hate those south side blimps
And they expect some steak and shrimp,
Ditch that girl at the Taco Bell,
And make her payoff her bill.
Look at 'em,
Megasize butt,
Like a pastry truck
Rosie D.and Oprah Winfrey
They got all gigantic butts and
All of they gluts and
Who love their ho-hos
So lose weight, get in shape, girl
Touch yo' chubby toes
Oohh
Can ya touch yo' toes while
Eating a roll while
I'll hit the mall
And buy you some clothes, fat kind
We know you like the grill,
What's your favorite sauce,
Yall tubbies can't go wit me
And
Overweight female.
Tubby, tubby
Yea tubby
This for the real money makers out there you know
Tubbies love their rolls with money
You'll get a big tip from 'em.
Tubbies love their rolls with money
Tubbies love their rolls with money, get it.
Uh, want honey, honey.
Honey, honey.
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