Good gentile girls and really guys
Will always shout out and pollute
The Eds aren't recognized
When you see Sarah yelling
There's a lot of scamming
So we can sleep in peace at night when we cut off Ed's head

The Eds broke in my yard
Where Ed lost his right eye
But Eddy blew up our yard until the day that Johnny died
He wanted my money, my picture of Jack Frost
To grow up and live greedy in the land of the lost
Now DBZ that I love has fallen 2 hours back
Eddy's mighty prank calls came flyin' in from the track
Soon as we can see clearly through into Ed's black eye,
Man they ticked off our world like it's the forth of July

There goes the Eds put their name at the top of my list
And see the cul-de-sac just started shakin' their fist
And Jimmy will cry
The Eds are going to jail
When you hear my mother started ringin' the bell
And it feels like it's World War I is coming down on you
All brought to you courtesy of the Trailer Park Crew

Vengence will be mine
And the battle will rage
This big man will fight when they rattle my cage
They'll be sorry that they messed with the FCC
'Cause we'll electricute them
Just like the Justice League

There goes the Eds put their name at the top of my list
And see the cul-de-sac just started shakin' their fist
And Jimmy will cry
The Eds are going to jail
When you hear my mother started ringin' the bell
And it feels like it's World War I is raining down on you
All brought to you courtesy of the Trailer Park Crew

Oh Oh Oh

Ed, you make me spew

That goes with you two

Oh Oh OH Oh Oh

Off to jail with you