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Song Parodies -> "If I Ever Lose My Shape, Im Doomed"

Original Song Title:

"If I Ever Lose My Faith In You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"If I Ever Lose My Shape, Im Doomed"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

to be sung by Britney Spears...
You could say I lost my shape by science and progress
You could say I don't go well with the holy church
You could say my songs should have no direction
But I know that my life is just much worse 'cause

If I ever lose my shape I'm doomed
then my image wouldn't be as good

some would say my music's bad, but I'm a hot girl
some would say I've better shape then those models on TV
You could say I got here now by numerous incisions
and numerous plastic surgeries

If I ever lose my shape, I'm doomed
then my image wouldn't be as good
My songs would all be one big disgrace
'cause fans would all just want my shape

my songs, they soar, thanks to miracles of science
they just would go from a blessing to a curse
I never wrote any chart worthy tune
with my shape gone, my career would be much worse
let me say this first

If I ever lose my shape, I'm doomed
then my image wouldn't be as good

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Total Votes: 4

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lebeiw15 - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!
ruth46 - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but "If I Ever Lose My Faith in You" was a 90s song, not an 80s. The original song came out in '93. And Bill Clinton was president at the time, so it could not possibly be eighties.
lebeiw15 - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It was probably just a mistake on Mike's part... why do people get so worried about the decade? I never notice it...
ruth46 - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey man, I always notice it. I just feel it would make things much easier if things were properly labeled. Some visitor to this site may come across it in the 80s' section and think, "80s?! That's not correct!" It would be misleading to them. Do I make myself clear?
ruth46 - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
You probably never notice it cause you don't look at the URL... it's right there in the URL

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