In the city, there is a jelly, that has come to eat the mall
King Kong, Rodan, Mothra, Godzilla, the Blob has conquered them all

He's nothing but slime
So how can he clime?
A big puddle of drool
The Blob Rules

Flame and bullets, do no damage, the results are always the same
He's no hero, B-movie zero, Steve McQueen is just so lame

They're all on the run
The killings begun
Getting smothered is cool
The Blob Rules

He's nothing but slime
A big waste of time
A big puddle of drool.......

Made from Smucker's, stop motion magic, poor direction and sound
Who thought this up? What was the purpose? Worst flick I ever found

So sing one more time
A low-budget crime
Only to fools
The Blob Rules