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Song Parodies -> "Blob Rules"

Original Song Title:

"Mob Rules"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Blob Rules"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

In the city, there is a jelly, that has come to eat the mall
King Kong, Rodan, Mothra, Godzilla, the Blob has conquered them all

He's nothing but slime
So how can he clime?
A big puddle of drool
The Blob Rules

Flame and bullets, do no damage, the results are always the same
He's no hero, B-movie zero, Steve McQueen is just so lame

They're all on the run
The killings begun
Getting smothered is cool
The Blob Rules

He's nothing but slime
A big waste of time
A big puddle of drool.......

Made from Smucker's, stop motion magic, poor direction and sound
Who thought this up? What was the purpose? Worst flick I ever found

So sing one more time
A low-budget crime
Only to fools
The Blob Rules

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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McGhee - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
The Blob and Black Sabbath. Now this took some imagination. You made it work. Great Job!!
Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Have you seen Van Morrison lately? Doesn't take much to imagine him as "The Blob." He makes Elvis look like David Blaine.
Alexander - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Best parody ever!

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