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Song Parodies -> "Freeballin'"
Original Song Title:
"Free falling"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Parody Song Title:
"Freeballin'"
Parody Written by:
Mick 'Mixter' Davies
The Lyrics
This is one of the many parodies I have written. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.
In this free world; Nothing else matters.
Except comfort. Freedom for your parts.
I don't like shorts, jockettes or boxers.
So I bagged 'em. And I threw them in the fire.
Chorus : Now I'm Free . . .
I'm Freeballin'. . .
Swingin' Free . . .
Just Freeballin'. . .
In the dream world. Nothin' seems to matter.
But your dream girl. Standing in the light.
When she sees ya'. The thing she's gonna notice.
Is your package. 'A' bumpin' left to right.
'Coz you're Free . . .
Freeballin'. . .
No wedgies here.
'Coz You're Freeballin'. . .
In the new world. Nothing spoils hipsters.
Like your knickers; All bunched up in knots.
Watching fashion; Become more and more revealing.
Just one rule.
Underwear is not required.
Just go Free . . .
Freeballin'. . .
Enjoy the breeze . . .
When you're Freeballin'. . .
Except comfort. Freedom for your parts.
I don't like shorts, jockettes or boxers.
So I bagged 'em. And I threw them in the fire.
Chorus : Now I'm Free . . .
I'm Freeballin'. . .
Swingin' Free . . .
Just Freeballin'. . .
In the dream world. Nothin' seems to matter.
But your dream girl. Standing in the light.
When she sees ya'. The thing she's gonna notice.
Is your package. 'A' bumpin' left to right.
'Coz you're Free . . .
Freeballin'. . .
No wedgies here.
'Coz You're Freeballin'. . .
In the new world. Nothing spoils hipsters.
Like your knickers; All bunched up in knots.
Watching fashion; Become more and more revealing.
Just one rule.
Underwear is not required.
Just go Free . . .
Freeballin'. . .
Enjoy the breeze . . .
When you're Freeballin'. . .
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At the rate you're going, your next Tom Petty song will be "I Won't Go Down." Then you'll really feel like a refugee.
I thought it was funny! Good job, Mick,Man
I thought it was funny too. Except at first I thought it was a drug thing, you know, like "Free Basing" or "Speed Balling". Anyway, great job.
Top knotch!! Very funny.
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