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Song Parodies -> "Missin' Depends Yo"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Independant"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Missin' Depends Yo"

Parody Written by:

Jared Lerner

The Lyrics

I hope nobody reading this uses Depends .....heh
Missin' Depends yo...,
Missin' your ammo,
Against excrete flows...whoa,
Missin' them pads,
For moms and dads,
Or some old guy who wants, to be a stain-free lad,
So, by keeping her pants protected,
The bad stuff could have been neglected,
But now she just feels defensive,
And ooh, she prayed above

Can Bonnie Bernstein take full control?
Fightin' her way to the toilet bowl,
Surprise! Oh no...,
Transpose, those clothes...

Why you missin' your Depends this time?
You can get 10 for $6.99,
Girl, shame on you...
Now we, we'll smell your


Poooo..........


Well, missin' depends just crapped your day,
Hey that joke can work two ways...

Come on Bonnie, go get to the store,
Walgreens or Duane Reade, heck there are more,
Speed up, move fast...
Just steer, that rear

Do us a favor, don't forget twice,
Walkin' around like that won't suffice,
Good luck, to you...
You'll start, start off a


New...........


Missin' Depends yo...,
Missin' your ammo,
Against excrete flows...whoa,
Missin' them pads,
For moms and dads,
Or some old guy who wants, to be a stain-free lad,
So, by keeping her pants protected,
The bad stuff could have been neglected,
But now she just feels defensive,
And ooh, she prayed above

Jesus Bonnie, I warned you, gosh darn,
You must think that you live on a farm,
A park, a zoo...
And now, JetBlue...

You just crapped yourself on a plane ride,
And it's to China, this one won't slide,
Where's your, Depend ?
You gave, gave yours to


Ben..............


Well, missin' depends hurt you again,
Thanks to your vagueness...and Ben....

Lets try for three times, do it for kicks,
I tried to help you, you just took shits,
I've lost, my mind...
Are you, a shoe?

You just won't stop, it must make you high,
Crapping your good pants until you die,
That's it, I'm through...
No fee, Ms. B...........

Missin' Depends yo...,
Missin' your ammo,
Against excrete flows...whoa,
Missin' them pads,
For moms and dads,
Or some old guy who wants, to be a stain-free lad,
So, by keeping her pants protected,
The bad stuff could have been neglected,
But now she just feels defensive,
And ooh, she prayed above..........................


*(Don't try it at home folks, Bonnie is a professional, and very much fictional, but still cool anyway)
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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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EmiLoca - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't think this was very funny. I'm not one for bathroom humor, especially derogatory. Did you follow the original lyrics to the song? No offense, but choose your ideas for parodies better next time.
Jared Lerner (author) - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
You must be blind EmiLoca, the pacing is FLAWLESS. And as for your "no offense" comment, I'm going to totally disregard any part of it. COME ON PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT DEROGATORY! IT'S GOOD, HEARTY FUN! I want other people's opinions on this one, not just one from some bum with only 4 parodies out on the market, who reads bathroom humor parodies even though she doesn't like bathroom humor (what?). Let's see what everyone else says. P.S. I did follow the original lyrics to the song EmiLoca. With your song flight attendant, you followed the original a little too much. You kept "miss" in front of every line, which is not very original. The pacing in this song is exact in every single line. If you give me a 1 for THAT too, you truly didn't read the song in the first place. Ugh.
Junior - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant. I wish I was as creative of a writer as you.
lebeiw15 - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
The point of this site is to submit parodies. We're not insulting the artists; in fact, a lot of the songs that I write parodies to are songs I LOVE! It's just a song, don't get so worked up about it. By the way, great job Jared.
Me - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Leb, much appreciated
cheerleader - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't know the original, but the lyrics to this are funny as heck!
Hamstray - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually emiloca was right, although leb had a point, I think "that bum" had some pretty darn constructive criticism. She/he didnt insult you directly and you were like way defensive, and it was a little more than humorous when you said you had perfect pacing, yeesh, you like missed a whole verse. good hearty fun, yeah, i liked it, but someone needs to chill out
Mikerz - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
DAMN! :p I was going to write a parody intitled, "Miss In Her Depends"... Damn, damn, double damn, you beat me to it ;) :p
state cheerleader - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
this is so wack my cousin makes better lyrics than you get a diffeferent song to m

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