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Song Parodies -> "Salvation Army"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Nation Army"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The White Stripes

Parody Song Title:

"Salvation Army"

Parody Written by:

Kate Un-Heney

The Lyrics

. . .I hope nobody's done this parody yet. I got the idea from some rumor that started out saying that the Stripes' song was just their take on 'salvation army'. Who knows. Anyway, enjoy.
I'm gonna fight the law,
The salvation army couldn't hold me back.
This is the final straw,
takin' all clothes right behind my back
And I'm talkin' to the clerk at night, because I can't forget
How, without my lov-e-ly tank tops, I begin to sweat.

And comin' from the intercom, " Clean up in aisle ten"

(instrumental)

I'm sick and tired of it,
every single one has a shirt, or twelve
But some ol' army git
Stole my pants and put them on a shelf
and if I catch him comin' back my way, I think that he will find
That I would rather use my fists than simply speak my mind

And there's an anger comin' from my bones, "just leave me alone!!"

(instrumental)

I'm gonna get a job
Free from this fiasco forever more
I know that if I do
I'll quit pickin' up clothes off of the floor
And I thought that the whole point of this_place was to help the poor
But now I've found they don't donate--they just want some more!

And there's a lady standing by the cash, with my old black sash!

(Instrumental)
*Note* this is a JOKE! as far as I know, Salvation army does NOT steal clothing from poor people!!!

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Billy Florio - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
hehe....good idea....
Darklord - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
awesome just awesome
your brother - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
WOw

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