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Song Parodies -> "Rite Wabbit (Matrix remiX)"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Rite Wabbit (Matrix remiX)"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

One pill takes you farther
And one pill makes you crawl
And the ones that morphy gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Neo
When he's beat them all

And if you go chasing Agents
And you know you're going to brawl
Tell 'em a morphy choking Zion-Killer
Is hiding in the halls
Call Neo
When he is in a wall

When men on the game board
Morph out and tell you where to go
And you've just beat some kind of program
And your bod is moving slow
Go ask Neo
I think he'll know

When logic and distortion
Are playin sloppy dead
And the White Guys are ghosting through cars
And the French Guy's "off with their heads!"
Remember what the Oracle said:
Use your head
Use your head
Use your head

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Jammin' Jeff - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey great parody man. Especially since I love the original song and really loved The Matrix movies....Also since I think this comment will show up in the Latest Comments section I just would like to real quickly tell everyone that after some much needed time off...I, Jammin' Jeff, am coming back to write some more song parodies on this site....So stay tuned to see my comeback parody of Sum 41's "The Hell Song" I call "The Cell Song". But again as for this song parody, I think it's really great....5's all the way man.
neminem - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
First reaction: huh? I see only a passing resemblance in this song to the actual Matrix series. Also, is there any particular reason you decided to spoonerize the title? Cause I can't think of any.
robzombie450 - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! I look forward to your new stuff. I've been away awhile as well so it's nice to see some familiar folks. Nem, the "spoonerization" is just like everything else - Tongue in cheek humor, nothing more. Take everything you read with a grain of salt or move on. This is just for fun, if you want to go into details hit the Matrix Message boards. Drive slippery, the roads are careful.
Hoeveel - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, it would be confusing if the title was exactly the same.

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