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Song Parodies -> "My Body's Like...no!"

Original Song Title:

"My Love Is Like...wo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mya

Parody Song Title:

"My Body's Like...no!"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

Check it, put yourself in this situation... its a blind date and you have no idea what you're getting into. The door swings open and well... think Deuce Bigolo and Miss " Did you say steak?" meets Mo'nique. Yeah, you F'd up. The problem is that she thinks she's the bomb and is sprung in thinkin u want her extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, thick body. So what do you do? well, decide quick cuz here it comes, Body's like...no by MAYO(note: she's obsessed with eating, all the time.)
See baby
i know u done had your share of of girls
well i can promise u
Can't no skinny girls ever give u this lovin' and good stuff
i got for u

Look at me from the side
I know my looks can be decievin'
More love from girls this size
don't be scared i aint gon' eatcha
"what's that on my chin" u ask?
just another roll comin in
i have an appetite
So are u ready to take me out tonite?

[Mayo + (Guys)]
My lard is like... (whoa!)
My legs are like...(no!)
My breasts are like...(ugh!)
My sex is like... (hell no!!!)
My a** is like... (no!)
My body's like... (no!)
aint no just to it, are u disgust of it? (yes!)
My lard is like... (whoa!)
My legs are like...(no!)
My breasts are like...(ugh!)
My sex is like... (hell no!!!)
My a** is like... (no!)
My body's like... (no!)
aint no just to it, are u disgust of it?

Don't leave it'll be your mistake (mistake)
Mmm, that reminds me of beef steak
Can't i bring some snacks for the ride (for the ride)
so we can feed each other
Myyyyyyyy, gut can steer (gut can steer)
U look so good i wanna bite ya' (guy: gulp)
I got another appetite
So baby, when we gonna eat again?

My lard is like... (whoa!)
My legs are like...(no!)
My breasts are like...(ugh!)
My sex is like... (hell no!!!)
My a** is like... (no!)
My body's like... (no!)
aint no just to it, are u disgust of it? (yes!)
My lard is like... (whoa!)
My legs are like...(no!)
My breasts are like...(ugh!)
My sex is like... (hell no!!!)
My a** is like... (no!) are u gonna eat that?
My body's like... (no!)
aint no just to it, are u disgust of it?

Feed me. I'm yours tonite
this so (tasty) wanna (taste it)
oooooh
this so (tasty) wanna (taste it)
Baby, when u touch my lard won't let u go
U can tug it, twist it, tuck it, it just take control
Oh, if u got strong legs i can give a lap dance
Just disregard this fat and (lets romance) oh!

My lard is like... (whoa!)
My legs are like...(no!)
My breasts are like...(ugh!) you'll never find nothin' better
My sex is like... (hell no!!!)
My a** is like... (no!)
My body's like... (no!) yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
aint no just to it, are u disgust of it? (yes)...

[Mayo]
My body's like-a... wo!
My legs are like-a...wo!
My breasts are like-a...wo!
u know u like this
W-ww-wooooo-oooooooooh (...no!)
(...no!)
(...no!)
(...no!)
(...no!)
(...no!)
(...no!)

[til fade]
Look out for "Burgerboy", parody of "Loverboy" by Mariah Carey, from my partner in crime, Neo Matrix.

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