-> "Donuts"
Original Song Title:
"Roll Out"
Parody Song Title:
"Donuts"
The Lyrics
Donuts! (8x)
(Chorus)
I got my twin long johns (Donuts!)
Ate that (Donuts!)
Me and my donuts (Donuts!)
In the box (Donuts!)
I got all eighty (Donuts!)
'Specially chocolate (Donuts!)
Me and my pastries (Donuts!)
Love all that
My twin long johns (Donuts!)
Ate that (Donuts!)
Me and my donuts (Donuts!)
In the box (Donuts!)
I got all eighty (Donuts!)
'Specially chocolate (Donuts!)
Me and my pastries (Donuts!)
Love all that
Now where'd you get that chocolate glazed,
With that cream up in it?
Where'd you get that regular?
No, wait: cinnamon tinted?
What can you eat with it;
Special marble glazed?
Man, I ain't got no weight to lose
My diet is through
Donuts to chose
Healthy foods
I'm not takin' 'em.
Tell me who's your donut man
How you get donuts: so good
Don't want your donuts, man
Let us make that understood
What is up in that plastic bag?
What is up in that bag?
A couple of crates of donuts
You did a good a** job
Of just eyein' them
Spyin' them
(Chorus)
Man that flave don't come out until next year
Where in the f*** did you get it?
That's eighty thousand donuts gone
Where in the f*** did you put 'em?
Must have five stomach sacks
'Cause you got donuts to the ceiling
And the bigger the case
The bigger the fillin'
The better I'm feelin'
The more I'm sleepin', sweetin', meetin', and eatin' the fillings
Now who's that too delightful cook, makin' donut meals?
Gettin' woozy, is how them donuts make you feel.
What in the world is in that shack?
What you got in that shack?
Couple of stacks
Couple of pies
Couple of packs
Couple of fries
But mostly donuts
(Chorus)
Are those custom made?
Custom taste?
Or is that just your spittle? (yuck)
I hope they are just custom fried.
You ever tried ones with skittles?
Is that your type of donut?
Or maybe it is this?
You make the pick
While I'm eatin' some chips
Maybe some dip
What's that on your lip?
And then woo
Now tell me who's your eats keeper
What flavors does you eats?
You store your food everywhere,
Even in the cracks in your teeth.
How many you got up in that case?
How many in that case?
Powder on my face
You couldn't relate
Ways to eat steaks
A similar pace
So just eat 'em.
(Chorus)
Get out my donuts, my donuts
Stay the f*** up out my donuts!
'Cause these people all up in my food
And it's my donuts, my donuts
Stay the f*** up out my donuts!
'Cause they're mine, all mine
(Repeat until fade)
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 1 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|