Song Parodies -> This Hottie Is A Lesbien

Original Song Title:

"Your Body is a Wonderland"

Original Performer:

John Mayer

  
Parody Song Title:

"This Hottie Is A Lesbien"

Parody Written by:

Essdog48

I looked across the room
thats when i noticed you
maybe this isnt true
but i couldve sworn, you noticed me too

i thought id make my move
i ordered a drink for you
i thought id earn your heart with....................some malibu rum

thats when i noticed
your buddy
and she looked at
me funny
and when she kissed you
it stunned me
and i suddenly realized

this hottie is a lesbien
this hottie is a lesbien (with a girlfriend)
this hottie is a lesbien

somethin bout the way you and that girl embrace
makes me want to invite you both to party at my place
and if your not interested
ill try to understand
but if you are then ill be one really lucky man

and if your not bi
then fake it
if you say "no" I
cant take it
if you want breakfast ill make it
if you both come spend the night

this hottie is a lesbien
this hottie is a lesbien (and so's her friend)
this hottie is a lesbien

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