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Song Parodies -> "Drug Lover"

Original Song Title:

"Mudshovel"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Drug Lover"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

5th in my Staind Parody CD of Dysfunction
I feel so baked,
Drugs ease my pain.


We're all so baked,
We've got no brains.

All the weed that we smoke,
Makes us all want toke again.
My bong is empty,
Fill it up with Californian.

Just hand me the bong, dude,
Or you will be hurt.
Just hand me my bowl, dawg,
Or you'll meet the dirt.
Don't you dare touch my stash,
I will kick your ass.
Go buy your own bong,
And buy your own grass.

You take cocaine,
Snorting insane.

And the drugs that you bought yesterday,
Were all used today.
Go out to your dealer,
And some more drugs for me.


Just hand me the bong, dude,
Or you will be hurt.
Just hand me my bowl, dawg,
Or you'll meet the dirt.
Don't you dare touch my stash,
I will kick your ass.
Go buy your own bong,
And buy your own grass.


Drug lover........
Drug lover.........
Drug lover.........
Drug lover........
Drug lover........
Drug lover.........
Drug lover.........
Drug lover........


Where is my bong?
Where are my drugs?
I've lost all my stash,
And my dealer's out of town.
Guess I'll waste away,
And snort sugar through this old straw.

Just hand me the bong, dude,
Or you will be hurt.
Just hand me my bowl, dawg,
Or you'll meet the dirt.
Don't you dare touch my stash,
I will kick your ass.
Go buy your own bong,
And buy your own grass.
Just hand me the bong, dude,
Or you will be hurt.
Just hand me my bowl, dawg,
Or you'll meet the dirt.
Don't you dare touch my stash,
I will kick your ass.
Go buy your own bong,
And buy your own grass.

Drug lover........
Drug lover.........
Drug lover.........
Drug lover........
Drug lover........
Drug lover.........
Drug lover.........
Drug lover........

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wdh - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad at all, gave you all 5s. Is anyone else but us parodying a whole CD?

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