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Song Parodies -> "Think"

Original Song Title:

"Think Twice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eve 6

Parody Song Title:

"Think"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

I consider myself a good shopper. After reading this, you may be wondering the same about yourself...
The mall is not
the place I got
My last CD.
It sold for twenty.
The price was too high
For me to go buy.
Here's some advice.
So listen up-

Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Shop around. Save cash.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Save cash.

I have Visa
and Mastercard.
Easy to browse.
Buying is hard.
But if you learn.
To just shop smart.
You'll know how to
Load up your cart.

Wal-Mart is where
I buy my clothes.
For home designing,
go to Lowes.
Looking at Payless for my shoes.
If you need some guidance,
here's some clues-

Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Shop around. Save cash.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Save cash.

This should have been
a high expense.
Instead, I payed
Eighty-three cents.
I bought enough
Enough today.
I'll treat for lunch.
Next time you pay.

What am I a picky man?
I love my money.
I can't waste it.

When I arrived
and saw the sale,
I felt my face
turn soft and pale.
I lost my cool,
and started roaming the store.
I bought enough, but I want more.

Cause I saw the signs
and discount price.
Went through checkout.
Not once but twice.
It's not a sale
when you decide
To buy it all.
Where is your pride?

Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Shop around. Save cash.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Save cash.
Just so you know, if you aren't too familiar with the song, don't vote on this. The pacing is not as off as it may appear in some parts of the song. I write my songs the way that they are sung. Please keep that in mind. Thanks!

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Bob O'Mara - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
The title is Think "Price". Don't know what happened.

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