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Song Parodies -> "On the Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Stone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Audioslave

Parody Song Title:

"On the Phone"

Parody Written by:

Kate Un-Heney

The Lyrics

This is my second Ok attempt at a reasonably meaningless parody - It's really not very good, and no, I'm not THAT obsessed with the telephone, although I'm sure some of you are! But I hope you get maybe a little laugh out of this one. It's a difficult song to make a parody of because it's very abstract and doesn't have an evident rhyming pattern :S
On a sodden
Afternoon
In my room, full of likenesses
By the highway,
making noises that disturb my go-ssip
About this
nasty girl
Who told me I'd rot in hell
We talked for hours
and then I said
"Mum will tear my face off"

On the phone
I long to be
call by call
Frequently
I wait for the ring
All alone
then my price charming,
He phones!

My friend Eliza
Says that I should try a 12-step pro-gram
She doesn't know yet, but I have
Attempted to enroll in one
Still, I say, quittin's hard
I love all the joking
and all the laughs, and all the love,
I'd rather take up smo-king

On the phone
I long to be
call by call
Frequently
I wait for the ring
All alone
and my prince charming,
He phones!

On and on I chat
until the day is spent
And at night, I regret
Not talking to dear Trent
I still feel a pain
that causes me grief
without my lovely phone
I have no Re-LIEF!

On the phone
I long to be
call by call
Frequently
I wait for the ring
All alone
then my price charming,
He phones!

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