-> "On the Phone"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Stone"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"On the Phone"
Parody Written by:
Kate Un-Heney
The Lyrics
On a sodden
Afternoon
In my room, full of likenesses
By the highway,
making noises that disturb my go-ssip
About this
nasty girl
Who told me I'd rot in hell
We talked for hours
and then I said
"Mum will tear my face off"
On the phone
I long to be
call by call
Frequently
I wait for the ring
All alone
then my price charming,
He phones!
My friend Eliza
Says that I should try a 12-step pro-gram
She doesn't know yet, but I have
Attempted to enroll in one
Still, I say, quittin's hard
I love all the joking
and all the laughs, and all the love,
I'd rather take up smo-king
On the phone
I long to be
call by call
Frequently
I wait for the ring
All alone
and my prince charming,
He phones!
On and on I chat
until the day is spent
And at night, I regret
Not talking to dear Trent
I still feel a pain
that causes me grief
without my lovely phone
I have no Re-LIEF!
On the phone
I long to be
call by call
Frequently
I wait for the ring
All alone
then my price charming,
He phones!
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