Song Parodies -> Aggressive Hockey
| Original Song Title: | "Americana" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Aggressive Hockey" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob O'Mara |
I actually had this parody up on another site for a while. I decided to bring this one and another one onto this site, in case any of you like the older offspring songs.
Well, I'd like to play you in my favorite sport...
It's a game.
Where contact is made and noone seems to
Have any shame.
Where offense will score
If you're teams lookin' poor
And they'll come back for more
Just to...SHUT YOU OUT!!
You'd be a fool to play aggressive hockey my way!
I'LL DECK YOU!!
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
Well, my team has come through
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
I wanna defeat you!
Please hand me my helmet, my gloves,
shin pads and my mouth guard!
I need my equipment,
my competitors like to hit hard!
Todays game referee
is dumb, drunk and crazy.
He gave a penalty for...
CROSS-CHECKING!!
Everyone's abused in aggresive hockey my way...
I'LL DECK YOU!!
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
Well, my team has come through
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
I wanna defeat you!
I'm a player...with some hostility...
So don't check me, I'll just get mad...
Then I'm gonna DECK YOU!!
That guy thinks he's tough.
I think I've had enough.
Guess I'll have to play rough
To show...HIM WHO'S BOSS!!
Everyone's bleeding in aggressive hockey my way
I'LL DECK YOU!!
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
Well, my team has come through
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
I wanna defeat you!
Ya, I wanna beat you!
Ya, I wanna beat you!
It's a game.
Where contact is made and noone seems to
Have any shame.
Where offense will score
If you're teams lookin' poor
And they'll come back for more
Just to...SHUT YOU OUT!!
You'd be a fool to play aggressive hockey my way!
I'LL DECK YOU!!
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
Well, my team has come through
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
I wanna defeat you!
Please hand me my helmet, my gloves,
shin pads and my mouth guard!
I need my equipment,
my competitors like to hit hard!
Todays game referee
is dumb, drunk and crazy.
He gave a penalty for...
CROSS-CHECKING!!
Everyone's abused in aggresive hockey my way...
I'LL DECK YOU!!
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
Well, my team has come through
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
I wanna defeat you!
I'm a player...with some hostility...
So don't check me, I'll just get mad...
Then I'm gonna DECK YOU!!
That guy thinks he's tough.
I think I've had enough.
Guess I'll have to play rough
To show...HIM WHO'S BOSS!!
Everyone's bleeding in aggressive hockey my way
I'LL DECK YOU!!
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
Well, my team has come through
wo oo oo--wo oo oo--wo oo oo
I wanna defeat you!
Ya, I wanna beat you!
Ya, I wanna beat you!
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OFFSPRING FOREVER!!!!
Wow. Terrific job. The pacing seemed perfect, and I'm glad someone can finally talk about something I can relate to! 5,5,5!!
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