-> "SuperBill"
Original Song Title:
"Superman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"SuperBill"
Parody Written by:
Cujo The Wonder Puppy
The Lyrics
I can't let you see
The source code underneath
Put your trust in me
and flawed security
It's more than dot NET or mere ASPs
It's world domination on three CDs
Oh It's not UNIX and it's not free
Wish that I could buy
All those Linux geeks
Or somehow neutralize
All those OSF-born freaks
It's more than an app...or just an OS
More than spaghetti code and GPFs
Bloated as hell..but won't you conceed
It's a miracle of marketing
Oh It's not UNIX and it's not free
Up, up and away the stock price flies
It's all right...You can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not crazy..or anything
I can't stand PCs
Or this Windows 2010 (twenty ten)
A terabyte of RAM
but it's swapping out again
I'm only a man in a rumpled brown suit
Digging through Apple's trash for our next big coup
Only a man with poor social skills
Hoping to steal from our competitors
Competitors
Competitors
Oh It's not UNIX and it's not free
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