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Song Parodies -> "The Real Big Teddy"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"The Real Big Teddy"

Parody Written by:

Jimmy J.

The Lyrics

This is about a wretched, filthy, overweight, brain-dead moron that goes to school with me. I resemble him in the chorus and maybe the beginning. Nick Ciccone is his scumbag friend.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Big Teddy please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Big Teddy please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Ya'll act like you've never seen a fat person before
crumbs all over the floor, with jam,
big mommy just broke through the door
my ass is growing bigger and worse than before
I just broke the floor, not to mention broken furniture (Ow!)
It's the return of the... 'oh wait, no way, you're kidding
he didn't just eat what I think he did, did he?'
And Nick Ciccone ate...nothing you idiots, Nick Ciccone's dead!
He's right here in my stomach.
All the kids at school hate Teddy M.
'twiggy twiggy twiggy Big Teddy, I'm sick of lookin' at him, but look at him walkin' around eating his you-know-what, hitting on you-know-who,'
'yeah, but he's so big though'
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my brain loose
but no worse than what's going on in the school's lunchroom
Sometimes I just wanna get into Mickey D's and just let loose
but can't, but it's cool for ol' Ronald to tempt me with a dead moose
'My pickle's in your brain, my pickle's in your brain,
that might be the reason your IQ is quite ashamed.'
And that's the message you deliver to Ted that he's lame
and expect him not to know maybe even his own name
Of course he's gonna know what his own name is
by the time he gets to 8th Grade
he has to write it down on the GEPA's, don't he?
He has nothin' but problems, well some of it's issues
but it's gonna take more to solve them than tissues
But if he can drain his brain like that
and eat a cat then there's no reason he can't get the tires of his own car flat (Oops)
But if you feel like I feel I've got the antitidote
Teddy is completely gross
sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Big Teddy
yes I'm the real Teddy
all you other fat people don't eat that much jelly
because I'm Big Teddy I
can't stand up, can't stand up, can't stand up

cuz I'm Big Teddy
yes I'm the real Teddy
all you other fat people don't eat that much jelly
because I'm Big Teddy I
can't stand up, can't stand up, can't stand up


'My pickle's in your brain' just describes how dumb Teddy is.

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Total Votes: 1

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Jimmy J. - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I forgot the next two verses because when I finished the chorus I accidentally pressed the process button, so just please judge the parody for what it is.
Jimmy - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Chuckie, can I ask for a favor? Please don't process the other version I did yesterday because of the votes for this one.
Ghetto John - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave you all 5's for what you allready did, but dude, you should seriously write the parody on like word perfect or word pad or whatever then post it. Good Job though.
neminem - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice. Some parts had me confused, but some parts were laugh-out-loud funny. I especially like the "can't stand up, can't stand up, can't stand up" line.
Jimmy J. - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
All ones? Is that you, Dave?
ciccones friend - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
where are you from and why did you say nick ciccone. i have a friend nick, who died, and i just want to know if this is someone i know
Jimmy J. - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
No, this Nick is still well alive and he's only 13.
ciccones friend - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ok, kool, your lyrics kick a@@ by the way!!!
Dee Kay - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
one of the better ones i've seen here... but i don't know what it is with people being so off on the pacing... just don't understand it.... its funny when you read it, but the point is to be making fun of the song... and when i rapped this out loud, it screwed me up several times
FLEMINEM - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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