-> "The Real Big Teddy"
Original Song Title:
"The Real Slim Shady"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Real Big Teddy"
Parody Written by:
Jimmy J.
The Lyrics
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Big Teddy please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Big Teddy please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Ya'll act like you've never seen a fat person before
crumbs all over the floor, with jam,
big mommy just broke through the door
my ass is growing bigger and worse than before
I just broke the floor, not to mention broken furniture (Ow!)
It's the return of the... 'oh wait, no way, you're kidding
he didn't just eat what I think he did, did he?'
And Nick Ciccone ate...nothing you idiots, Nick Ciccone's dead!
He's right here in my stomach.
All the kids at school hate Teddy M.
'twiggy twiggy twiggy Big Teddy, I'm sick of lookin' at him, but look at him walkin' around eating his you-know-what, hitting on you-know-who,'
'yeah, but he's so big though'
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my brain loose
but no worse than what's going on in the school's lunchroom
Sometimes I just wanna get into Mickey D's and just let loose
but can't, but it's cool for ol' Ronald to tempt me with a dead moose
'My pickle's in your brain, my pickle's in your brain,
that might be the reason your IQ is quite ashamed.'
And that's the message you deliver to Ted that he's lame
and expect him not to know maybe even his own name
Of course he's gonna know what his own name is
by the time he gets to 8th Grade
he has to write it down on the GEPA's, don't he?
He has nothin' but problems, well some of it's issues
but it's gonna take more to solve them than tissues
But if he can drain his brain like that
and eat a cat then there's no reason he can't get the tires of his own car flat (Oops)
But if you feel like I feel I've got the antitidote
Teddy is completely gross
sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Big Teddy
yes I'm the real Teddy
all you other fat people don't eat that much jelly
because I'm Big Teddy I
can't stand up, can't stand up, can't stand up
cuz I'm Big Teddy
yes I'm the real Teddy
all you other fat people don't eat that much jelly
because I'm Big Teddy I
can't stand up, can't stand up, can't stand up
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