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Song Parodies -> "Glad To Meet Ya!"

Original Song Title:

"Hot For Teacher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Glad To Meet Ya!"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

This is what happens when you go out on a blind date, and a supermodel walks in to meet you...
spoken:
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think my date's gonna look like this time?"
"My butt, man !" (His date walks in, a spitting image of Rebecca Romjin Stamos)
Ho-ho-ho-homie stop that drooling! Homey don't you see ?
Don't wanna seem like you're fool.
She has got you in a spell, but you're doin' well,
Better pray to God she thinks you're cool.
Chorus:
I think of all the other women that I dissed.
But then my blind dates were never quite like this.

I am glad, I am glad, I am glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
Man, I am glad, sooooo glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed me, I'm back !"
"I want your number!"
"Gimme something to write it on, man!"
I heard about this dating, blind dating is so cool.
I learned about it in school.
Little girl from cherry lane, makes me act so bold!
But does she think that I'm a tool?
chorus
I think of all the other women that I dissed.
But then my blind dates were never quite like this.

I am glad, I am glad, I am glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
Man, I am glad, sooooo glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!

(guitar solo)

repeat chorus till drum finale

It's silly, but hey, what are you expecting? Shakespeare?

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Billy Florio - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I cant relate at all...I dont think Ive ever had a blind date in which a supermodel walked in lol....but to paraphrase Woody Allen: I went on a double date with my friend last week. His beautiful girlfriend brought along a sister for me. Sister Roberta Theresa I think her name was...........(sorry, Pacholek, I stole your quoting job lol)
Michael Pacholek - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Sync: You swim with this one. Billy: I don't think it counts as a steal, since I never would've thought of that one.

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