spoken:
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think my date's gonna look like this time?"
"My butt, man !" (His date walks in, a spitting image of Rebecca Romjin Stamos)
Ho-ho-ho-homie stop that drooling! Homey don't you see ?
Don't wanna seem like you're fool.
She has got you in a spell, but you're doin' well,
Better pray to God she thinks you're cool.
Chorus:
I think of all the other women that I dissed.
But then my blind dates were never quite like this.

I am glad, I am glad, I am glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
Man, I am glad, sooooo glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed me, I'm back !"
"I want your number!"
"Gimme something to write it on, man!"
I heard about this dating, blind dating is so cool.
I learned about it in school.
Little girl from cherry lane, makes me act so bold!
But does she think that I'm a tool?
chorus
I think of all the other women that I dissed.
But then my blind dates were never quite like this.

I am glad, I am glad, I am glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!
Man, I am glad, sooooo glad,
I'm glad to meet ya!

(guitar solo)

repeat chorus till drum finale