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Song Parodies -> "Fatter"

Original Song Title:

"Better"

Original Performer:

The Screaming Jets

Parody Song Title:

"Fatter"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

I'm not really sure what happened, we were walking to the store
Across the street, a restaurant we'd never seen before
With burgers, fries and pizza pies, you know they had it all
We hadn't eaten yet that day, we heard our stomachs call

Now we eat there every day for breakfast, lunch and tea
The food might not be healthy, but the second plate is free

The food is really incredible
We stuff our faces until we're full
But you get and I get fatter
They say that we can't run anywhere
We can't play sports, we can't climb the stairs
'Cause you get and I get fatter
Yes, we do

Well, the weeks went by and we wondered why our clothes just wouldn't fit
You said, "Look out!" but I broke a chair just by sitting down in it
You and I, we grew in size, now we're really huge
I look so bad with seven extra chins, but I still want more food

You stepped into a phone booth when you had to call a friend
It took a dozen crowbars just to get you out again

They say we oughta lay off the fries
What we both need is some exercise
'Cause you get and I get fatter
They see we're really sucking in air
Can't see our feet or our pubic hair
'Cause you get and I get fatter

Well, food ain't always what it seems
The burgers are invading your dreams
Food ain't always what it seems
So wake up
Food ain't always what it seems
Leave your house, the neighbours scream
Food ain't always

Ah, now you see the reason why you shouldn't eat that food
You don't think there's a problem
But you're huge

The food is really incredible
We stuff our faces until we're full
But you get and I get fatter
They say that we can't run anywhere
We can't play sports, we can't climb the stairs
'Cause you get and I get fatter

The food is really incredible
We stuff our faces until we're full
And you get and I get fatter
1, 2, 3, 4
Food is really incredible
Eat it all, we're still not full

We're never gonna be full again
That's what they tell me
We're never, never, never, never, never, never, never gonna be full again
We don't care
We just don't care

We're never gonna be full again
Never full, but we just don't get care
And you eat
And I eat

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Bob Carr's Butler - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Why aren't there more Jets parodies on AmIRight? This kicks arse!
drewster the rooster - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i liked it, sum guy 1ed u i saw, must be a fat guy that didn't like it i figure, nice work though

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