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Song Parodies -> "Why Can't We Beat Britney"

Original Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Friends"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Why Can't We Beat Britney"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
I've seen her around for a long long time
I still remember when i drank her coka cola
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
We saw her walking down in Hong Kong
I tried to find but could not look around
Why Can't We Beat Britney'
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
I would sometimes go to the well fair line
So i can show her how her money is spent
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Someday she wants to be vice president
So she can make her money get stolen
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
They're kind a skin doesn't matter to her
As they can live with her harmony
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Sometimes she doesn't speak right (alright)
But when she knows say something right
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
Why Can't We Beat Britney
I know she's waiting for the FBI
But they wouldn't in the MAFIA

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