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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Zsuszo Kláskj

The Lyrics

This is from Avrige Latrine's latest album, "Get Loo", featuring the $HIT singles "Constipated", "Plumber Boi" and "I'm WIth Poo".

Uh huh I can't sh*t
That's the way it is
And I can't sh*t
That's the way it is

Don't push, what're you straining for?
Relax your sphincter off some more,
And if you could only let it be,
You will see:

You can change the way you poo,
When you're sitting on the loo.
Don't have to pop out your O-ring,
You just sing:

"My ass is too tight,
I can't sh*t right.
I'm so full of sh*te,
I sit here all night,
Trying to relieve this build-up I feel in me."

Tell me,
Why's my ass always gotta be so constipated?
I try to peel one off, but
I never can get very motivated.
I try to sh*t,
But I squeeze and I strain
And I wheeze and the pain
In my ass is insane.
Pity me, 'cos I gotta force every time I wanna take a cr*p.

Now I tried some laxatives,
You'd be surprised how good it is,
I can't stop sh*tting all the time,
And I can't rhyme.

Bog, dump, grogon, cr*p and turds,
I'm sure there's some other words.
But hey, in the end it's "same sh*t
Different smell!"

"My ass is too loose,
My sh*t looks like mousse.
It's so damn profuse,
That word rhymes with goose.
Some times I can't understand all the sh*t I say."

Tell me,
Why can't I go back to being so constipated?
I didn't want this much
Regularity is a bit overrated.
At least I think so.
So I squeeze and I strain
And I wheeze and the pain
In my ass is insane.
Lucky me, now I gotta force every time I wanna take a cr*p,
Take a cr*p, take a cr*p, take a cr*p.....

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EmiLoca - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't think human excrement would have been the best choice for parodying this song, but this one was so disgusting it made me chuckle...a little. A little. And this doesn't mean that it was a very good effort.
Hoeveel - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Nul points for lifting this idea from the most famous living parody artists (come on, if you are going to plagiarise, do it with someone no one's heard of) but you get extra credit for making it so graphic. :)
Hoeveel - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Although i never approve of mixing American and British words in anything. If you are American: you have no right to use that variation on the word sh*t. If you are a Brit: would it have hurt the meter that much to use the word *rse?
Tone-Def - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
i've seen this concept as early as june of 2002 and its been done quite a few times. In weird al's version, there was very little description of the actual constipation which was a good thing.
lebeiw15 - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Not very good effort on the pacing; could have been better. And I really didn't find it that funny, which part of the reason may be because half the amIright population has parodied this song and made it called "Constipated" too. But it was okay. 3-2-2. I agree with Tone-Def--thank goodness Al didn't use much description in his song.
Hoeveel - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Personally, i think the way "Weird Al" glossed over it made it less funny. I think this song is funnier than the 'constipated' section of Yankovic's version.
Anne - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
What kinda crap was this anyway??????? None of it could make me laugh, it only disgusted me. Why the hell would you kill a really hot tune with blabbering about human sh*t? Come on! That's lame!! And second of all, stop making fun of Avril! She's a new artist-only been out 4 a year goddammit! It's not cool to make a new artist look like an ass. You didn't even spell her name right!! At least if you insist on making fun of her, do it properly!! You should make fun of losers like Nick Carter who can't sing if their life depended on it!! Overall, I'd rate this as a 0. Lame excuse for a parody, not funny at all. Get a life and leave /Avril's alone. At least she has one and a record deal, unlike you!!
Spazn - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
yea interesting..and anne, he did spell her name right. haha. you were humiliated.

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