-> "The Poper"
Original Song Title:
"The Joker"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Poper"
The Lyrics
Some people call me the praise cowboy
Some call me the banker of God
Some people call me Pon-teeeeef
But I think that guy is a jerk-waaaad
People talk about me bay-bay
Say my masses are long, masses are looooong
But don't you worry, no don't worry, mama
I do 'em right here, right here, right here
Right here in Rome
I'm not a vicar
Not a sinner
Want a hummer
I'm blessin' dinner
Like my music with or-guun
I'm the Poper
Faith and Hope-er
I'm an A-boy groper
Introduce me to your sooon
Wooohooo Wooohooo
I'm the oldest virgin you ever will see
Really love to preach; I wanna take your feeee
Well, abra-dabra abra-dabra abra-dabra alla time
Presto change-o! Made blood from wiiine
Bless my liquor
Bless my meals
Bless my shiny
Popemobiles
Taunt the snipers just for fuuun
I'm the Poper
Purple robe-er
And God is my chauffeur
Won't cave in on a-bor-tiooooon
Wooohoo Woohooo
People keep talking about me, baby
Say my hat is all wrong
Well, don't you worry, baby don't worry
Cause I like it, like it, like it pointy and looong
You're the worst blasphemer I ever did see
Think I'll have the Big Guy strike you down for meeee
Abra-dabra abra-dabra alla-ka-zaaaaam
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