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Song Parodies -> "Come And Get Me (Master Chief)"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Don't Preach"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Come And Get Me (Master Chief)"

Parody Written by:

Eric Michaelson

The Lyrics

A Halo parody
First you need to make your character
Then you can choose the scenario
But I must warn you that
I am the shit
Chiron rockets is what you want to play
Well I think that scenario is gay
But I'll still rock your ass
And I don't mean maybe

So please
Come and get me
Through the portal I am there
Come and get me
All that you can do is stare
At the screen while I
Squaaaat all over your body
Ooh ooh
I'm gonna squat on your body

Master Chief now you want to battle me
The past allows you to think you will rattle me
But now we're on my turf
Cause we're doing Damnation
First I'll jump to the camoflouge
Then out of Shotgun Alley you will be barraged
You'll be in an awful mess
Once I break for the launcher

So please
Come and get me
I'll expect a warp up top
Come and get me
If you try it you'll get dropped
Then I'll run to your corpse
And squaaaat
All over your body
Ooh ooh
I'm gonna squat on your body

Don't keep chasing me buddy
Cause I'll make you all bloody
Don't keep chasing me buddy
Cause you know I'll squat on your bodyyyyyyyyyy

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Jeremiah McGlothin - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, don't be discouraged if this doesn't do too well. It seems people on here are not big fans of Halo. I have two halo parodies and they look pretty much like yours (score wise) and number of voters.

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