-> "Paintball Pervert"
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Ever since I left the Army, I played that ol' paintball
Bought mo' ho's up in Vegas from bets that I did call
But I ain't seen nothing like this - I just gotta tell y'all
That Hunting for Bambi's surely the best sport of all
She stands like a statue - she hides by the latrine
Following her rump she leads me cross the stream
Get 'er with a paint splot so I can hear her squall
This Hunting for Bambi sure makes for fun paintball!
I'm a paintball pervert - I'm on a noble quest
A paintball pervert - I keep Bambi abreast
Why do you think she does it?
She loves to be nude
Now Bambi's showin' action - runs thru the bushes & rough
Camouflage don't help her 'cus she's in the buff
Bring her home to LA - mount her on my wall
That Hunting for Bambi makes for some great paintball
I'll truss her up now and drag her back to camp
I hunted a vixen now hopin' she's a vamp
I can't serve her on my table - like a bit of breast
All my scruples wearing thin - I would not pass the test
Such an incredible quarry - my scope it sees her all
That Hunting for Bambi sure keeps me all enthralled!
I'm a paintball pervert - the chase I can't resist
A paintball pervert - I'm such a naturalist
I'm a paintball pervert - the paint shoots out once more
A paintball pervert - unwind my hunting horn!
My aim is sure - Hope I will score!
I thought I loved the reg'lar paintball thing
But five grand bought me a ticket to my dreams
My dreams, my dreams
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