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Song Parodies -> "The Cell Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Hell Song"

Original Performer:

Sum 41

Parody Song Title:

"The Cell Song"

Parody Written by:

Jammin' Jeff

The Lyrics

FINALLY! I, Jammin' Jeff, have come back to write parodies for After some much needed time off, I've come up with some new parodies I'd like to write about. Some that came to mind were "Red Thong" (A parody of Trapt's "Headstrong"), "Pay All Your Bills" (A parody of Iron Maiden's "Run To The Hills"), "Skanky Ho's" (A parody of David Lee Roth's "Yankee Rose"), and this one that you are about to read "The Cell Song" which is a parody of Sum 41's "The Hell Song"...Now I'll admit I kinda had some trouble writing this one...So if the pacing is a little sloppy that's why. Well anyway, please enjoy:
Everybody's got a cell phone,
Well everybody I know does at least.
And everywhere they're very well-known,
In the North and South and West to the East.

But now I've come to realize,
That these phones I really despise.
Always getting a bad signal,
I can't believe this happens to me,
This happens to me.

I don't really need to play Snakes 1 or 2,
Instead I could play my Playstation 2.
And I hate the people who talk and drive,
Or they're on them while I'm waiting in line.

They are useless, cause so much stress,
I wish someone could stop this.
Get back, on track, and as for me,
I'd be happy.

Nokia, Ericsson,
Motorola and Samsung.
All of these companies,
Are all rich by now for sure.

But really, can't you see,
The phone bill totals are obscure.
So tell me, so tell me,
That you don't need to use that cell,

Cell phones seem to cause more problems,
They can even give cancer to you.
Wish there was a way we could stop them,
Yeah wish there was something we could do.

At the malls, at the stores,
I never saw so many before.
Somebody, please hurry,
And end this once and for all.

Don't you see, obviously,
Those cell phones are taking over.
It's not pretty, it's a pity,
Don't let them cause hangovers.

Sprint PCS just makes me sick,
AT&T screws you real fast.
And I really wish I can kick,
The "Can you hear me now" guy's fat ass!

Sprint PCS just makes me sick,
AT&T screws you real fast.
And I really wish I can kick,
The "Can you hear me now" guy's fat ass!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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lizzy.poo - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought that it was so cool I loved it and I love you too. I Love Sum 41 and I love you too. Kisses.
Hoeveel - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Only after i posted my parody did i realise it was Sum4140. I'm kind of gutted i didn't wait so i could be Sum4141 :Ž
Jammin' Jeff - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
First of all, whomever this lizzy.poo is I like to say that I appreciate the fact that you loved this parody...And umm....I kinda don't understand what Hoeveel was talking about with the whole Sum4140 thing....I'm a little confused by what he meant by that...But again lizzy...Thanks very much.
Hoeveel - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Just from an ęsthetic point of view, you understand. Mostly, just cos i'm a bit odd that way.
BiGdUdE111 - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
it was on pace but it wasnt funny at all..........sorry
alicia - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it was not too cool cuz I love Sum-41 and that is like making in fun of the song kinda

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