-> "The Cell Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Hell Song"
Parody Song Title:
"The Cell Song"
The Lyrics
Everybody's got a cell phone,
Well everybody I know does at least.
And everywhere they're very well-known,
In the North and South and West to the East.
But now I've come to realize,
That these phones I really despise.
Always getting a bad signal,
I can't believe this happens to me,
This happens to me.
I don't really need to play Snakes 1 or 2,
Instead I could play my Playstation 2.
And I hate the people who talk and drive,
Or they're on them while I'm waiting in line.
They are useless, cause so much stress,
I wish someone could stop this.
Get back, on track, and as for me,
I'd be happy.
Nokia, Ericsson,
Motorola and Samsung.
All of these companies,
Are all rich by now for sure.
But really, can't you see,
The phone bill totals are obscure.
So tell me, so tell me,
That you don't need to use that cell,
Anymore!!!
Cell phones seem to cause more problems,
They can even give cancer to you.
Wish there was a way we could stop them,
Yeah wish there was something we could do.
At the malls, at the stores,
I never saw so many before.
Somebody, please hurry,
And end this once and for all.
Don't you see, obviously,
Those cell phones are taking over.
It's not pretty, it's a pity,
Don't let them cause hangovers.
ANYMORE!!!
Sprint PCS just makes me sick,
AT&T screws you real fast.
And I really wish I can kick,
The "Can you hear me now" guy's fat ass!
Sprint PCS just makes me sick,
AT&T screws you real fast.
And I really wish I can kick,
The "Can you hear me now" guy's fat ass!
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