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Song Parodies -> "Flat Kitty"

Original Song Title:

"Black Betty"

Original Performer:

Ram Jam (Leadbelly)

Parody Song Title:

"Flat Kitty"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

bam-ba-lam black kitty in the road
bam-ba-lam damn thing too slow
bam-ba-lam and now here comes granny
bam-ba-lam kitty eats her tranny
bam-ba-lam whoa-o flat kitty
bam-ba-lam whoa-o flat kitty

bam-ba-lam is that a rug of some kind
bam-ba-lam-a no, that's feline
bam-ba-lam and it's a frisbee critter
bam-ba-lam a piece of kitty litter
bam-ba-lam and it ain't too pretty
bam-ba-lam losin' my spaghetti
bam-ba-lam whoa-o flat kitty
bam-ba-lam whoa-o flat kitty

bam-ba-lam and it's from Siam
bam-ba-lam bet it tastes like Spam
bam-ba-lam let's get it to the deli
bam-ba-lam before it gets too smelly
bam-ba-lam whoa-o flat kitty
bam-ba-lam whoa-o flat kitty

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Based on a true story.
Claude Prez - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
You write what you know
Phil Alexander - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the Freak Brothers (well, Fat Freddy's Cat) cartoon on how the game "Frisbee" was invented...
Meriadoc - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Refridge it! :-D
Rick D - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
That's a whole lotta Bamalam- It's tougher when they don't write enough words in the first place. Vey funny.
Amy - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved it! So funny!
CalicoKittenMom - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Im a cat lover, but I thought this was hillarious. (Of course, I have a Flat Cat -- the one with the tire tracks on it that looks like a flat Garfield -- in my rearview window, so....

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