Song Parodies -> Need a Remedy?
| Original Song Title: | "The Remedy" |
| Original Performer: | Abandoned Pools |
| Parody Song Title: | "Need a Remedy?" |
| Parody Written by: | Jack Black |
This is about a salesman pointing out the advantages of his anti-balding remedy to a broke bald man....
You.....You could use.....
A can of my Rogaine
Your.......hairs diffuse.....
And they don't look the same
So you should use my Remedy
Unless you want an enemy
Until your hair degrades to nothing...
Well hey, check out this wannabe
He didn't use my remedy
And he's a hairless shell, see if I care...
Say your hair is not so shallow
Cuz you can't beg, steal, or borrow
Save your check; your wallet's hallow
So why don't you go cry and wallow?
Take.....these shaving shears
To cut the tufts in your ears
But its all....the hair you have
except the growth on your calves
So you should use my Remedy
Unless you want an enemy
Until your hairs degrades to nothing...
Well hey, check out this wannabe
He didn't use my remedy
And he's a hairless shell, see if I care...
Say your hair is not so shallow
Cuz you can't beg, steal, or borrow
Save your check; your wallet's hallow
So why don't you go cry and wallow?
So you should use my Remedy
Unless you want an enemy
Until your hairs degrades to nothing...
Well hey, check out this wannabe
He didn't use my remedy
And he's a hairless shell, see if I care...
Say your hair is not so shallow
Cuz you can't beg, steal, or borrow
Save your check; your wallet's hallow
So why don't you go cry and wallow?
A can of my Rogaine
Your.......hairs diffuse.....
And they don't look the same
So you should use my Remedy
Unless you want an enemy
Until your hair degrades to nothing...
Well hey, check out this wannabe
He didn't use my remedy
And he's a hairless shell, see if I care...
Say your hair is not so shallow
Cuz you can't beg, steal, or borrow
Save your check; your wallet's hallow
So why don't you go cry and wallow?
Take.....these shaving shears
To cut the tufts in your ears
But its all....the hair you have
except the growth on your calves
So you should use my Remedy
Unless you want an enemy
Until your hairs degrades to nothing...
Well hey, check out this wannabe
He didn't use my remedy
And he's a hairless shell, see if I care...
Say your hair is not so shallow
Cuz you can't beg, steal, or borrow
Save your check; your wallet's hallow
So why don't you go cry and wallow?
So you should use my Remedy
Unless you want an enemy
Until your hairs degrades to nothing...
Well hey, check out this wannabe
He didn't use my remedy
And he's a hairless shell, see if I care...
Say your hair is not so shallow
Cuz you can't beg, steal, or borrow
Save your check; your wallet's hallow
So why don't you go cry and wallow?
The Abandoned Pools just flat out rule. So do the Goo Goo Dolls and Our lady Peace.
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well...not exactly funny...even at all...but it fits the original pacing almost exactly, so i gave it: pacing: 5 funny: 0 score: 3
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