Song Parodies -> Song For The Drunk

Original Song Title:

"Army"

Original Performer:

Ben Folds Five

  
Parody Song Title:

"Song For The Drunk"

Parody Written by:

Adam Simko

Well, I thought about your mommy
Cuz I was so fucking high
And I thought back to the time when I was sober
And I wouldn't get into fights
I was a nice guy and could have gotten ahead
But depression struck upon me
And I became an alcoholic instead

I drank beer and wine and whiskey
I was hooked on daquiries
I was so caught up in my drinks
I couldn't stop the needs
And in June I had a party
And I took a different name
I got caught with a sleazy hooker's wife
And I was brought to shame

I've been drinking a lot today(x2)

Oh, I think I should have stopped, eh?
Oh, I think I'll take me to A.A.
Oh, I think I should have went yesterday

In this time of intoxication
I was in a bad location
The cops took me to the police station
And they considered probation
But I sit here in this jail cell
And I feel like I am in hell
And I can't remember things well
Cuz my drunken rage has really messed me up

I've been drinking a lot today(x3)
I thought about your mommy
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