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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Slave to Food"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Slave 4 You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Slave to Food"

Parody Written by:

Stephanie and Jamie

The Lyrics

From a cat's point of view
I know I may be furry
But I've got feelins too
And I need to eat when I feel like eatin
So put me down and just listen

All you humans look at me
And say I'm way too fat
But would you rather feed me Purina
Or make me catch a rat
Always sayin stupid cat
Don't steal out of the bag
And I'm just tryin to find out why
Cuz eatin's what I love yea

Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whut?
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whuuuuuuuuuuut?
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whut?

I know I may come off as mean
Because my beef ain't lean
But you feel like talk
I feel like eat
Stop chattin with that guy
Whut's practical whut's logical
Whut the heck who cares
All I know is I'm so happy
When my food's right there

I'm a slave to food
I cannot hide it
I cannot control it
I'm obsessed with food
I wont deny it
I'm not tryin to hide it

Baby don't you wanna
Gimme some meat
I'll wolf it down real quick
Baby don't you wanna
Gimme more meat
Cuz I'm hungray hungray yay!

Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whut?
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whuuuuuuuuuuut?
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whut?

I really wanted to
Eat lots of food
But because of you
That's whut I can't do
I really wanted to
Eat lots of food
But because of you
I'm really screwed

Baby don't you wanna
Gimme some meat
I'll wolf it down real quick
Baby don't you wanna
Gimme more meat
Cuz I'm hungray hungray yay

I'm a slave to food
I cannot hide it
I cannot control it
I'm obsessed with food
I wont deny it
I'm not tryin to hide it

Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whut?
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whuuuuuuuuuuut?
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whut?
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty
Whuuuuuuuuuuut?
Kitty Kitty
Kitty Kitty

I'm a slave to food
I cannot hide it
I cannot control it
I'm obsessed with food
I wont deny it
I'm not tryin to hide it
You can't steal this or we'll hunt you down like a dog and tear off your left big toe and then we'll make you kiss Avril Lavigne! hahahahehehe

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