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Song Parodies -> "If I Am The One"

Original Song Title:

"If You're Not The One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Daniel Bedingfield

Parody Song Title:

"If I Am The One"

Parody Written by:

Rebel Knight

The Lyrics

If I am the one, then why am I not dead yet, today?
If I am the one, then why don't you make me pay?
If I am the one, then why don't you chase and hunt me down?
If I am the one, then why I am alive, in a crown?
I never know what the US brings
But I know i'm living now
I'll make it through
And I hope you are the one's life I'll take down with

I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break my arms?

If I am the one, then why am I now safe, in club med?
If I am the one, then why is Colin Powell, in bed?
If I am the one, then why do I still own, my life?
If I am the one, then why am I still humping, my wifes?

I don't know why I'm still not dead
But I know that this is true
I'll make it through
And I hope you are the one's life I'll take down with
And I wish my death will not be a myth
And I pray that your're the one Allah will kill with
I hope I kill you with my life

I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break my arms?

Cuz I miss your, F-16s and C4s so strong, that it takes my leg away
And the nukes, the soldiers, the missles that make me unable to stand today
Cuz I miss you, whether its wrong or right
And though you won't murder me tonight
And know talibans are by my side

I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break *huge explosion, Osama is dead!*

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eject. E-G-E-C-T - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Doggone it, this should be 2000s, not nineties! I wish you guys would stop putting your paroides in the wrong decades.

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