Song Parodies -> If I Am The One
| Original Song Title: | "If You're Not The One" |
| Original Performer: | Daniel Bedingfield |
| Parody Song Title: | "If I Am The One" |
| Parody Written by: | Rebel Knight |
If I am the one, then why am I not dead yet, today?
If I am the one, then why don't you make me pay?
If I am the one, then why don't you chase and hunt me down?
If I am the one, then why I am alive, in a crown?
I never know what the US brings
But I know i'm living now
I'll make it through
And I hope you are the one's life I'll take down with
I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break my arms?
If I am the one, then why am I now safe, in club med?
If I am the one, then why is Colin Powell, in bed?
If I am the one, then why do I still own, my life?
If I am the one, then why am I still humping, my wifes?
I don't know why I'm still not dead
But I know that this is true
I'll make it through
And I hope you are the one's life I'll take down with
And I wish my death will not be a myth
And I pray that your're the one Allah will kill with
I hope I kill you with my life
I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break my arms?
Cuz I miss your, F-16s and C4s so strong, that it takes my leg away
And the nukes, the soldiers, the missles that make me unable to stand today
Cuz I miss you, whether its wrong or right
And though you won't murder me tonight
And know talibans are by my side
I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break *huge explosion, Osama is dead!*
If I am the one, then why don't you make me pay?
If I am the one, then why don't you chase and hunt me down?
If I am the one, then why I am alive, in a crown?
I never know what the US brings
But I know i'm living now
I'll make it through
And I hope you are the one's life I'll take down with
I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break my arms?
If I am the one, then why am I now safe, in club med?
If I am the one, then why is Colin Powell, in bed?
If I am the one, then why do I still own, my life?
If I am the one, then why am I still humping, my wifes?
I don't know why I'm still not dead
But I know that this is true
I'll make it through
And I hope you are the one's life I'll take down with
And I wish my death will not be a myth
And I pray that your're the one Allah will kill with
I hope I kill you with my life
I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break my arms?
Cuz I miss your, F-16s and C4s so strong, that it takes my leg away
And the nukes, the soldiers, the missles that make me unable to stand today
Cuz I miss you, whether its wrong or right
And though you won't murder me tonight
And know talibans are by my side
I've always been running away
Since 9/11 but no one's seen me since
If I have a large reward, then why am I still in my Russian cave?
Why doesn't George Bush come break *huge explosion, Osama is dead!*
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Doggone it, this should be 2000s, not nineties! I wish you guys would stop putting your paroides in the wrong decades.
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