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Song Parodies -> "Fried Chicken (Pt. 2)"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Fried Chicken (Pt. 2)"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

A sequel to the parody hit "Fried Chicken" (parody to "Big Pimpin")Note: The line "but her, pretty bird, I'm eatin' you" is the only line that is said directly to the chicken.
I am hungry for somethin',
I just can't think of what it is

Girl, please let's eat KFC, eat some fried chicken, babe
So I can get this thing started and get rollin', babe
See, I'll be chowin' about 80 thighs and legs,
Girl, I won't stop until I'm fat and lazy

So join the crowd, 'cause this breast is yummy, babe
This skin is light, and it's covered with sauces, babe
Girl, pass the wings up so I can munch it, baby
Honey barbeque dressing's down, and very wicked, babe

Cause the Colonel is our peep,
We hoggin' up the buffet,
We got the crispy chicken,
We all grub in the back
We got the guys chowin,
This bird aint' giving down,
We ain't chokin' while we drinkin',
Just sluggin' it down.

Tear them down once I get them wishbones, babe
And I'm about to take it so I can at home, babe
Kentucky, you are the best at frying chicken, babe
And Sanders isn't runnin' out of class, babe

Like his food...finger foods, baby
And let me get a twenty piece for dinner, babe
Girl, pass the wings up so I can munch it, baby
Honey barbeque dressing's down, and very wicked, babe

Cause the Colonel is our peep,
We hoggin' up the buffet,
We got the crispy chicken,
We all grub in the back
We got the guys chowin,
This bird aint' giving down,
We ain't chokin' while we drinkin',
Just sluggin' it down.

Don't want no light, 'cause I'm about to eat faster, babe
Girl, you're dealin' with a pro, ordering veal, babe
So tell me have you ever eaten a breast, babe
You'll be eatin' every time we go drive-thru, babe

So brace yourself while I'm eatin' them Hotwings, babe
And when it's over save that bucket that's got Sanders' face.
Girl, pass the wings up so I can munch it, baby
Honey barbeque dressing's down, and very wicked, babe

Cause the Colonel is our peep,
We hoggin' up the buffet,
We got the crispy chicken,
We all grub in the back
We got the guys chowin,
This bird aint' giving down,
We ain't chokin' while we drinkin',
Just sluggin' it down.

When I hear you say {Want light} Uh-hu no!
{Dark or light} you should know
{Want light} Momma stop!
When the cashiers say
{Is that all} get the total
{Want rolls} Get the chow, eat the gizzards when we park

When I hear you say {Want light} Uh-hu no!
{Dark or light} you should know
{Want light} Momma stop!
When the cashiers say
{Is that all} get the total
{Want rolls} Get the chow, because we're 'bout to go real far

'Cause the Colonel is our peep (Sander's is the peep)
We hoggin' up the buffet (Legs, thighs, and wings)
We got the crispy chicken (Dark and light, yo)
We got grub in the back (Fried grub in the back)
We got the guys chowin' (Kentucky bird's what we chowin')
This bird aint' giving down (like a duck gives down)
We ain't chokin' while we drinkin' (choking)
Just sluggin' it down (Slugging the chicken down)

(Let me see you) Chow-
chow-chow-chow-chow-chow-chow
Chow-chow-chow-chow-chow-chow
(Now let me see you) Chow-
chow-chow-chow-chow-chow-chow
Chow-chow-chow-chow-chow-chow
(Now let me see you)

Now usually I don't do this, but, uh
Go 'head and give me three rolls, mashed potatoes, with some gravy.

I want that chicken hot, not cool
But hey, pretty bird, I'm eatin' you
The way you do the wings, are cool,
Reminds me of Lee's Chicken, oooo.
That's why I want my chicken grilled,
If you do that I'll be really thrilled,
You must be a cooking pro,
The way you are filleting' the veal.

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Ghetto John - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad.

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