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These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.


August 1, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Boys and Girls" Good Charlotte "Pervs and Girls (Censored Version)" "M.S.G"
"Boys of Summer" The Ataris/Don Henley "Noisy Drummer" "Tone-Def"
"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" Lauryn Hill "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of Food" "Neo Matrix"
"Celebrity" Brad Paisley "Crooked Charity" "Syncronos"
"Centerfield" John Fogerty "On Hold" "yoidy"
"Cleaning Out My Closet" Eminem "Voted Out Of Office" "Syncronos"
"Cocaine" J.J. Cale "McClane" "Michael Pacholek"
"Crazy in Love" Beyonce feat. Jay-Z "Crazy from Drugs" "BLO-TOWN"
"Cupid" Sam Cooke "Timbits" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Do it with Madonna" The Androids "Do it with Benji" "Mariella"
"Don't Bring Me Down" Electric Light Orchestra "Don't Wear That Gown" "Michael Pacholek"
"Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" Michael Jackson "Iraq Is Just Enough" "Fitu Petaia"
"Free Fallin" Tom Petty "Skydiving" "Wolveroses"
"I Just Can't Wait To Be King (from: Lion King)" Elton John "The Council of Elrond" "Steven Cavanagh"
"I'm an Ordinary Man" Rex Harrison "I'm an Ordinary Fan" "Michael Pacholek"
"If White America Told The Truth For One Day Its World Would Fall Apart" Manic Street Preachers "If The England Soccer Team Told The Truth For One Day Its World Would Fall Apart" "Julius Macduff"
"Iowa Stubborn" Various "Tarheel Welcome" "Meredith Wilson(Music Man)"
"It's My Party" Lesley Gore "Come On Scotty" "Michael Pacholek"
"Killing Me Softly" Roberta Flack "Killing Iraqis" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Where No One's Gone Before" "Michael Pacholek"
"Losing Grip" Avril Lavigne "Losing Weight" "I-Eat La-Food"
"MOBscene" Marilyn Manson "SLOBscene" "Monica-The Good Witch of Washington"
"Mission Bell" Donnie Brooks "Infidel" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Mr Sandman" The Chordettes "Mr Saddam" "Malcolm Higgins"
"My Guy" Mary Wells "Five Guys" "Malcolm Higgins"
"My name is..." Eminem "My name is...Syncronos! (Re-release)" "Syncronos"
"People Are Strange" The Doors "I Need Change" "Guy DiRito"
"Piano Man" Billy Joel "The Manager (The Art Howe Song)" "Craig Scott"
"Pied Piper" Crispian St. Peters "Night Sniper" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Pretty Little Angel Eyes" Curtis Lee "Did She Really Lay Those Guys" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Reason to Believe" Tim Hardin "Reasons to Eat Beef" "Michael Pacholek"
"Right Thurr" Chingy "Not Thurr" "B.B.P"
"Show Me How to Live" Audioslave "They Banned Our Video" "Monica-The Good Witch of Washington"
"Sk8er Boi" Avril Lavigne "Wedgie Girl" "Dev"
"Stacy's Mom" Fountains Of Wayne "(I don't care about) Stacy's Mom" "John-Paul"
"Stronger" Britney Spears "Virgin" "Wolveroses"
"Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious" Mary Poppins "Booked A Flight Economy, Now I've Got Deep Vein Thrombosis" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Swing Swing" The All-American Rejects "Bling Bling(The Vanilla Ice Song)" "Monica-The Good Witch of Washington"
"Thank U" Alanis Morissette "Thank U Gilligan" "Spaff.com"
"The Best of Me" The Starting Line "Songs They Sing(4 Courtney and Fred)" "Monica-The Good Witch of Washington"
"The Kids Aren't Alright" The Offspring "Punk is Dead (The Kids Can't Put up a Fight)" "Julius Macduff"
"The Truth About Men" Tracy Byrd "The Truth About Women" "Syncronos"

August 4, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"99 Red Balloons" Nena "99 Fat Baboons" "Milktruck"
"A Horse With No Name" America "A Detective Named Dirty Harry" "Fitu Petaia"
"A Little Help From My Friends" The Beatles "Intelligence From Our Friends" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Air Force Ones" Nelly "Payless Shoes" "Baby Blue"
"Albert Flasher" The Guess Who "Four Way Flashers" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Allentown" Billy Joel "Starship Enterprise" "Syncronos"
"Atlantic City" Bruce Springsteen "Liberty City" "Mr. Sanchez"
"Back In The USSR" The Beatles "That From The USDA" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Band On The Run" Paul McCartney and Wings "Dad's On The Run" "LifeIncarnate"
"Be Agressive" Faith No More "Be Impressive (Tribute to Maralyn Manson)" "DarkJon64"
"Big Girls Don't Cry" Franki Valli and the Four Seasons "Teachers Tell Lies" "Ashley"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Lavigne-ian Rhapsody" "lebeiW15"
"Bottle of Wine" Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs "Bottle of Beam" "Royce Miller"
"California Dreamin'" The Mamas & the Papas "California Screamin'" "Michael Pacholek"
"California Dreamin'" The Mamas and The Papas "Can't Afford The Treatment" "Guy DiRito"
"Cars" Gary Numan "Broken-Down Cars" "lebeiW15"
"Cars" Gary Numan "Lars" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Center Field" John Fogerty "Center Seat" "Michael Pacholek"
"Cleaning Out My Closet" Eminem "Sorting Out My Problems" "S.T.G."
"Come Together" The Beatles "Sung Together" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cry Me A River" Justin Timberlake "I Need Mo' Weed Yo!" "UnAfraid"
"December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" The Four Seasons "Denver to NYC (Oy What a Flight)" "Michael Pacholek"
"Do Wah Diddy Diddy" The Exciters "Do It Like P. Diddy" "Michael Pacholek"
"Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying" Gerry And The Pacemakers "Don't Let Will Tong Catch You Lying" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Epic" Faith No More "Breakfast" "DarkJon64"
"Father and Son" Cat Stevens/Boyzone "Darth and Luke" "Sweet Indigo"
"Fight For Your Right to Party" The Beastie Boys "Flight Through the Night With Scotty" "Michael Pacholek"
"First Pokemon theme" Pokemon "Gotta Leave Em All" "birdboy2000"
"Flintstones" TV Theme Song "Tombstone" "Guy DiRito"
"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" Will Smith "Gettin' Piggy Wit It" "MysteryGoat"
"Girl all the Bad Guys Want" Bowling for Soup "The Prez that Nobody Wants" "Floyd's Garage"
"Girls & boys" Good Charlotte "Guys Love Boys" "Cassie & Kassie"
"Heart Shaped Box" Nirvana "Good/Bad Advice" "Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Help!" The Beatles "Help!" "Michi Bartz"
"Hey Jude" The Beatles "Big Boobs" "Ghetto John"
"I Am Beautifil" Christina Aguilera "I Am Really Full" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Remember Larry" Weird Al Yankovic "Leisure Suit Larry" "Mr. Sanchez"
"I'll Be Back" The Beatles "I'll Be Back (the Arnold Schwarzenegger Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'll Follow The Sun" The Beatles "I'll Follow This Bum" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Wanted Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi "Is Saddam Dead or Alive?" "Chris Bodily TM"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavinge "I Am Screwed (My Friend's A Gay Part 2)" "Joey"
"In Da Club" 50 cent "Wit My Pup" "YOIDY"
"Industrial Disease" Dire Straits "A Sexual Disease" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Into You" Fabolous "Desperately Into You" "Baby Blue"
"Intuition" Jewel "Wintuition" "Mike Armstrong"
"It's My Party" Leslie Gore "Come On Scotty" "Guy DiRito"
"Johnny Strikes Up the Band" Warren Zevon "Empire Strikes Back Again" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Jump!" Van Halen "Phasers on Stun!" "Syncronos"
"Just My Imagination" The Temptations "Just Commercialization" "Guy DiRito"
"Kryptonite" 3 Doors Down "Kryptonite (Superman)" "MysteryGoat"
"Let It Be" The Beatles "Kenny G" "Jared Lerner"
"Life After Lisa" Bowling For Soup "Life After Loser" "Starlette Victory"
"Little Things" Good Charlotte "Nerdy Things" "Syncronos"
"Lodi" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Jedi" "Claude Prez"
"Love Train" The O Jays "Soul Train" "Fitu Petaia"
"Lovely Rita ( Meter Maid)" The Beatles "Guy DiRito" "Malcolm Higins"
"Lovely Rita, (Meter Maid)" The Beatles "Margueritas, We Have Made" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lover Of Mine" Alannah Myles "Blubber Of Mine" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Loves Me Like A Rock" Paul Simon "Need To Take Malox" "Guy DiRito"
"Malcolm in the Middle Tv Show Theme" They Might Be Giants "Malcolm's Such A Kidder" "Guy DiRito"
"Midlife Crisis" Faith No More "Grade Five Crisis" "DarkJon64"
"Midnight Confessions" Grass Roots "Far Right Obsessions" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Morning Has Broken" Cat Stevens "Vatican's Spoken" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Mr. Gold" Warlock "Mr. Bush" "Floyd's Garage"
"Mrs Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" Hermans Hermits "Tongue Stuck Out, It's Acid On A Blotter" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Murder Reigns" Ja Rule "Fart Murders" "Baby Blue"
"My Immortal" Evanescence "Ballad" "MysteryGoat"
"My Way" Limp Bizkit "The Hair Styling Song" "Bob O'Mara"
"Nightmare Before Christmas" London After Midnight "Job Center Nightmare" "Alex Zander"
"Nu Flow" Big Brovaz "Bigger Brovaz" "Andy Sullivan"
"Ode to a SuperHero" Weird Al "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" "Necrotoxen666"
"Oh, What a Night" Frankie Valli "Oh, What a Week" "Wolveroses"
"Photograph" Ringo Starr "Phonograph" "Guy DiRito"
"Piano Man" Billy Joel "Soprano Fan" "S.T.G."
"Please Please Me" The Beatles "Please Tease Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Pressure" Billy Joel "Farscape" "Syncronos"
"Rag Doll" Aerosmith "Fag Doll" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Reelin' & Rockin'" Chuck Berry "Stealin' & Shockin'" "Michael Pacholek"
"Retrovertigo" Mr. Bungle "Hamburger To Go" "DarkJon64"
"Return to Sender" Elvis Presley "Return to Blender" "Michael Pacholek"
"Ruby Tuesday" The Rolling Stones "Booby Newsday" "Guy DiRito"
"Runaround Sue" Dion "Runaround Shoe" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sin City" AC/DC "Gin Fizzy" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Sin City" AC/DC "Pin City (the Bowler's Anthem)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Sister Christian" Night Ranger "Vice City Anthem" "Mr. Sanchez"
"Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" Otis Redding "My Big Family Eating Out, Part II" "Pat"
"Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" Otis Redding "Sitting In A Diner All Day" "Pat"
"Snoopy vs the Red Baron" The Royal Guardsmen "Link vs Ganondorf" "Borghilde"
"Son of a Preacher Man" Dusty Springfield "Son of a Bleacher Bum" "Michael Pacholek"
"Sundown" Gordon Lightfoot "My Mountain Girl" "David Jensen"
"Superfly" Curtis Mayfield "Afro Guy" "Fitu Petaia"
"Superman" Five For Fighting "(It Sucks) To Be Me" "MysteryGoat"
"Swing Swing Swing" All American Rejects "Guys as friends" "Light x Dark"
"Take Good Care of My Baby" Bobby Vee "Take Good Care of Crybabies" "Michael Pacholek"
"Teenage Wasteland" The Who "New Age Waistband" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Addams Family" TV Show Theme Song "That Saddam Family" "Guy DiRito"
"The Answer" Bad Religion "The Cobbler" "DarkJon64"
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett" Paul Henning "The Ballad of Kobe Bryant" "Robert J. Pagliaro"
"The Ballad of The Green Berets" SSGT Barry Sadler "A Salad At The Green Buffet" "Guy DiRito"
"The Day You Went Away" M2M "The Day My Friend Turned Gay (my Friend's Gay Part 3)" "Joey"
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" Cat Stevens "The First Cut Is Still Easy" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Fool On The Hill" The Beatles "The Fool On The Pill" "Malcolm Higgins"
"This City Never Sleeps" Eurythmics "FTP Never Sleeps" "Rowena Williams"
"Ticket To Ride" The Beatles "Stick It To Guy" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Twist and Shout" The Beatles "Shut Up Now!!!" "Mack the Knife"
"Whats This?" Nightmare Before Christmass theme songs "Sharon Whats This?" "Alex Zander"
"Who Can It Be Now?" Men at Work "It's Halloween Now (Michael Myers)" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Why Not" Hilary Duff "Sling Shot" "David Jensen"
"Yellow Submarine" The Beatles "British Submarines" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Yesterday" The Beatles "Bad Hair Day" "Little Lion"
"Yesterday" The Beatles "My Friend's A Gay Part 1" "Joey"
"You Better You Bet" The Who "Use Leather? You Bet" "Malcolm Higgins"
"You Don't Have To Say You Love Me" Dusty Springfield "You Don't Have To Say You Did Her" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Your Horoscope For Today" Weird Al Yankovic "Tribute to the AmiRight Artists" "wdh"
"Ziggy Stardust" David Bowie "Berlin Stardust" "Rowena Williams"

August 5, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"And I Love Her" The Beatles "And I Did Her" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Baby It's You" The Beatles "Kobe, It's You" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bar Room In A Fight" "Guy DiRito"
"Band Stand Boogie/American Bandstand Tv Show Theme Song" Charlie Albertine, Less Elgart, Bob Horn and Bruce Sussman "Spam Sham Boogers" "Guy DiRito"
"Blackbird" The Beatles "Jailbird" "Malcolm Higgins"
"California Girls" Beach Boys "California Girls" "John Jenkins"
"From Me To You" The Beatles "From Three To Two" "Malcolm Higgins"
"How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?" Bee Gees "How Can You Steer These Shopping Carts?" "Merry & Pippin"
"I Will" The Beatles "I Kill (the O.J Reminder Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"It Feels Good to be a Gangsta" Geto Boys "It Feels Good to be a Playa" "Wolveroses"
"Jingle Bells" Traditional "Crap Shows" "T.J. Spindler"
"Kiss From A Rose" Seal "Itch In My Nose" "Bartholomew Cheapshot And Giblet O'sarcasm"
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Standin' At My Front Door" "Royce Miller"
"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" The Offspring "Pretty Spry (for an Old Guy)" "Merry & Pippin"
"Soak Up the Sun" Sheryl Crow "I Wanna Blow Up Saddam" "Spaff.com"
"Takin Care of Business" BTO "Goldilocks (breaking chairs of grizzlies)" "Tone-Def"
"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill" The Beatles "The Continuing Usage Of Birth Control Pills" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Love Boat Tv Show Theme Song" Paul Williams and Charles Fox "Pine Float" "Guy DiRito"
"The Major-General's Song" Gilbert and Sullivan "The Business Analyst's Song" "Phil Alexander"
"Those Were The Days" Caroll O'Connor & Jean Stapleton TV Sitcom Theme "Too Many Gays" "Guy DiRito"
"Time Passages" Al Stewart "Nine Sausages" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Whole New World" Disney's Aladdin "Duet with the Hairdresser" "Sweet Indigo"
"With You" Linkin Park "Punshing You" "Shinoby"
"Workin' 9 to 5" Dolly Parton "Doin' 5 to 9" "Guy DiRito"
"You Decorated My Life" Kenny Rogers "You Decimated My Life" "Mr. Pascal"

August 6, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"American Pie" Don McLean "American Lie" "Dangers0ne"
"Angry Young Man" Billy Joel "Hungry Young Man" "Michael Pacholek"
"Are You Happy Now?" Michelle Branch "On the Stool" "Stockton"
"Empty Chairs At Empty Tables" Marius from Les Miserables "2829764 row(s) affected." "Steven Cavanagh"
"F Troop TV Show Theme Song" Irving Taylor and William Lava "Gaffe Goof" "Guy DiRito"
"Gangsta's paradise" Coolio "Kender paradise" "birdboy2000"
"Going Under" Evanescence "Going to Plunder" "Tinkleheimer"
"Green Acres" Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor "Pink Rollers" "Royce Miller"
"Growing On Me" The Darkness "Get Away From Me!" "Nickelback Girl"
"Hair of the Dog" Nazareth "String of the Axe (The B.C. Rich Song)" "Floyd's Garage"
"Hatred" The Kinks "Hatred (Avril's Revenge)" "Michael Pacholek"
"I Still Love You" 702 "I Need Some Sauce" "Neo Matrix"
"I'm Yours" Linda Davis "I'm Bored" "NastyNoah"
"I've Got No Strings" Pinocchio "I've Got No Ping" "Tone-Def"
"If I Only Had a Brain" Ray Bolger "If I Only Had an Ass" "Veronica Frimmit"
"It's a Small World" Disney Theme "It's a Weird World" "Pat"
"Jesus Christ Superstar" Cast of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' "Christian Right Goes Too Far" "Bartholomew Cheapshot And Giblet O'sarcasm"
"Mrs Robinson" Simon & Garfunkel "Bishop Robinson" "Guy DiRito"
"My Sacrifice" Creed "My 9-TO-5" "MarioMaster00"
"No Particular Place to Go" Chuck Berry "Got to Land On the Space Called Go" "Michael Pacholek"
"Speed" Montgomery Gentry "Grease" "MarioMaster00"
"Spirit in the Sky" Norman Greenbaum "Goin' Down Below" "Melhi"
"Summertime Blues" The Who/Eddie Cochran "Stalkerazzi Blues" "parody writer"
"Syndicated Inc." Weird Al Yankovic "Nintendo Inc." "T.J. Spindler"
"Talkin' Baseball" Terry Cashman "Talkin' BASEketball" "Mr. Sanchez"
"The Letter" The Box Tops "The Weather" "Tone-Def"
"The Odd Couple TV Show Theme Song" Sammy Cahn and Neal Hefti "Some Odd Couple" "Guy DiRito"
"Walking Away" Craig David "Sunny Today" "Jim A"
"Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" Rocapella "Where In The World Is Sudaam Hussien" "Nic B"
"You Can Have Her" Roy Hamilton "I'm a Laker" "Michael Pacholek"
"You Talk Too Much" Joe Jones "A 'Cleaned' Up Song" "Pat"
"You're Sixteen" Ringo Starr "She's Nineteen" "Michael Florio"

August 7, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"All or Nothing" Otown "You Verses All" "Ayrekah Reah"
"Ferry Cross the Mersey" Gerry & the Pacemakers "Georgie Got No Mercy" "Michael Pacholek"
"GTO" Ronny and the Daytonas "Little Sleazy Ho" "Melhi"
"Go Away Little Girl" Steve Lawrence "Go Away Armando" "Michael Pacholek"
"Have You Ever See The Rain" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Enough Already" "The Great Karlando"
"I Second That Emotion" Smokey Robinson & the Miracles "I Second That Devotion" "Michael Pacholek"
"I've Been in Love Before" Cutting Crew "I've Been a Duck Before" "Royce Miller"
"Jenny From the Block" J-Lo "Weebl's Song" "SpongeBob SquarePants's Lady Friend"
"Limbo Rock" Chubby Checker "Dubya Rock" "Michael Pacholek"
"Losing Grip" Avril Lavigne "I'm Gonna Rip" "Prozac Fairy"
"Love Hurts" Nazareth "Short Skirts" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Minority" Green Day "Monopoly" "Tone-Def"
"Most Girls" Pink "Most Buy" "CrisCandy"
"Only The Lonely" Roy Orbison "Only The Bony" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Reelin' in the Years" Steely Dan "Dealin' With The Queers" "Guy DiRito"
"Shambala" Three Dog Night "Hezbollah" "Guy DiRito"
"The Battle of New Orleans" Johnny Horton "The Battle of Amiright" "Michael Pacholek"
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" Charlie Daniels Band "Phil Neville Went Down To Porsche" "Phil Alexander"
"The Tide Is High" Atomic Kitten "My Tide Is Fine" "David Jensen"
"Thunderstruck" AC/DC "Tummy Tuck" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Venus" Shocking Blue / Bananarama "The Silly Gestational Song" "Diva"
"We're Not Gonna Take It" Twister Sister "She's Not Gonna Fake It" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Why Not" Hilary Duff "Clorox" "David Jensen"

August 8, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Addicted" Simple Plan "Addicted to Beer" "Wolveroses"
"Cupid" Sam Cooke "Stupid" "Michael Pacholek"
"Do It With Madonna" The Androids "Do It With Orlando" "The Great And Magnificent Del"
"Ebay" Weird Al Yankovic "Games" "T.J. Spindler"
"Escape The Pina Colada Song" Rupert Holmes "Escape" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fire Lake" Bob Seger "Robert Blake" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hair of the Dog" Nazareth "Itch of the Pube" "Floyd's Garage"
"Hanky Panky" Tommy James & the Shondells "Homer Hanky" "Michael Pacholek"
"He Will Break Your Heart" Jerry Butler "Bush Will Break Your Heart" "Michael Pacholek"
"Him" Rupert Holmes "Huim" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" Hank Williams, B.J. Thomas et al "I'm So Happy The Rabbit Didn't Die" "Joseph Hayes"
"I'm Still Standing" Elton John "I'm Still Camping" "lebeiW15"
"Looking Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival "'Ventin' New Dinosaurs" "Merry & Pippin"
"Love Machine" Wham "Hoover Machine" "Alex Zander"
"Memory from CATS" Barbra Streisand "I.T.Lament" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Morning Has Broken" Cat Stevens "Windows Has Broken" "Guy DiRito"
"Mr. SoDamn Insane (Bomb Iraq)" Weird Al Yankovic "Mr. Milove Forgames" "T.J. Spindler"
"My Favorite Things" Julie Andrews "The Jerry Springer Song" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Oh Boy" "Oy Vey" "Michael Pacholek"
"Pilot Of The Airwaves" Charlie Dore "Ahnold's On De Aihwayffs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Precious And Few" Climax "Fetch Us A Brew" "Guy DiRito"
"Run-Around" Blues Traveler "Feed Me Twice Around" "The hairy cheese lickers"
"Saving All My Love For You" Witney Huston "Starting The Movie For You" "Fitu Petaia"
"She Is Beautiful" Andrew W.K. "She Is Booty-ful" "Jammin' Jeff"
"Stripped" Depeche Mode "Let Us Fix The Script To Star Wars 3" "Snaggletoth"
"Supercalifragilisticexpealidcious" Julie Andrews "The Starbucks Song" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"The First Noel" Traditional "The First Noel (amusing the bored baby king)" "YOIDY"
"Two Of Hearts" Stacey Q "Two Pop-Tarts" "Michael Hack"
"Venus" Frankie Avalon "The Viagra Song" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" Wham "Wake Me Up When Its Time For Food Food" "Alex Zander"
"You Were On My Mind" We Five "You Were On My Mound" "Michael Pacholek"

August 9, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "New York Mets-ian Rhapsody" "Michael Florio"
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" Neil Sedaka "Breaking Up Is Hard On You" "Melhi"
"Carolina In My Mind" James Taylor "Sacramento In My Mind" "Bubba"
"Celebrity" Brad Paisley "Virginity" "Zak Randall"
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina" Madonna "Please Vote For Me California" "Mark Hoolihan"
"Eve of Destruction" Barry Maguire "Weapons of Mass Destruction" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Flying Without Wings" Ruben Studdard "Chomping Chicken Wings" "MarioMaster00"
"Help Me Rhonda" The Beach Boys "Fix My Honda" "Guy DiRito"
"Hot in Herre" Nelly "Harry Potter's Herre" "Stockton"
"I Was Made For Lovin You Baby" Kiss "I Was Paid For Clubbing You Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Ignition Remix" R Kelly "Vegetarian Remix" "Jen Stitcher"
"In & Out of Love" Bon Jovi "In & Out of (Volkswagon) Bugs" "Yoidy"
"Ironic" Alanis Morrisette "Iconic" "S.T.G."
"Keep On Rockin Me Baby" Steve Miller "Keep On Shockin Me Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"King Of The Road" Roger Miller "Stinkin' Commode" "Guy DiRito"
"Let's Go Fly a Kite" Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack) "Let's Light Dynamite" "Guy DiRito"
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" Spin Doctors "Little Miss Whiny Bitch" "Jazzbone"
"Living Proof That Your Dead" Man Alive Is Dead "Super Mario 64" "T.J. Spindler"
"Monday, Monday" Mamas and Papas "People Watchin'" "Pat"
"My Way" Frank Sinatra "Mets Way" "Joseph Palermo"
"Never Can Say Goodbye" Gloria Gaynor "You'll Have Another Piece Of Pie" "Kanni Bassitiva"
"Ode To A Superhero" Weird Al "Ode To A Slasher" "Greg4109"
"Operator" Jim Croce "Separated" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Polkamon" Weird Al Yankovic "Gamecube" "T.J. Spindler"
"She Came in Through the Bathroom Window" The Beatles "It Took The Path Assumed As Windows" "Guy DiRito"
"Shotgun" Jr. Walker and The All Stars "Snot Run" "Guy DiRito"
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" Elton John "Someone Laid My Wife Tonight" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Spinning Wheel" Blood, Sweat and Tears "Spinnin' Deal" "Guy DiRito"
"Stay Awhile" The Bells "Make Her Smile" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack) "Super California Lists Some Runners With Neurosis" "Guy DiRito"
"The Logical Song" Supertramp "The New York Met's Logical Song(an Opera)" "Michael Florio"
"The Real Slim Shady" Eminem "The Fake Slim Shady" "Steaver"

August 11, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(You Drive Me) Crazy" Britney Spears "(I'm Very) Hungry" "MysteryGoat"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" Procol Harem "Spam In My Email" "Guy DiRito"
"Absolutely Right" Five Man Electrical Band "Absolutely White ( The Michael Jackson Song))" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Air That I Breathe" The Hollies "Heirs That I Breed" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Along Came Jones" Ray Stevens "Along Came Thongs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Already Gone" The Eagles "Already Wrong" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Always Something There To Remind Me" Naked Eyes "I Left Something There To Indict Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Be Our Guest" Disney "Pee Our Test" "Claude Prez"
"Beautiful Sunday" Daniel Boone "Parody Sunday" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Beds Are Burning" Midnight Oil "Reds Are Turning" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Brother Can You Spare a Dime" Hap Harburg "Brother Can You Spare a Paradigm" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Campdown Ladies" Stephen Foster "Beardstown Ladies" "Craig Pritchett"
"Can't Buy Me Love" The Beatles "Can't Make Me Guv" "Michael Pacholek"
"Cats In The Cradle" Harry Chapin "Craps At The Tables" "Guy DiRito"
"Charlie Brown" The Coasters "The Georgia Crematorium Song" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Cinnamon" Derek "Kerrigan" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cleanin' Out My Closet" Eminem "Cleanin' Out My Keyboard" "Caren Lissner"
"Dancing Queen" ABBA "On The Green" "Guy DiRito"
"Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying" Gerry & The Pacemakers "Don't Let Dim Son Practice Lying" "William Tong"
"Doner Den Da Dads Dune Dad" N.A.I.L.I.N.G. "The Fast song" "T.J. Spindler"
"Downtown" Petula Clark "Upstairs" "Ashley"
"Everything's Coming Up Roses" Rosalind Russell "Lieberman in 2004" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Fell Into" Foo Fighters "Slashed in Two" "Marianne E. B. Markham"
"Fun Fun Fun" Le Garcons De La Plaige "Stun Gun Fun" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fun Fun Fun" Beach Boys "The Greenspan Song" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Gay Bar" Electric Six "Game Boy" "Shorty"
"Get Together" The Youngbloods "Schwarzenegger" "Michael Pacholek"
"Good Night, Irene" The Weavers "Far Right, She's Mean" "William Tong"
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" Elton John "Bush Lies 'Bout Yellow Cake Sold" "William Tong"
"Henry the VIII" Herman's Hermits "Hillary the 1st" "craig pritchett"
"Honesty" Billy Joel "Apology" "Double E"
"I Can't Help Myself" The Four Tops "Burgers, Fries, Yummy Lunch" "Bob Gomez"
"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor "Curly Fries" "MysteryGoat"
"I'm A Believer" SmashMouth "She's A Retriever" "MysteryGoat"
"Iron Man" Black Sabbath "Disneyland" "S.T.G."
"It Must Be Him" Vikki Carr "It Must Be Skin" "Guy DiRito"
"It Never Rains In Southern California" Albert Hammond "Right Wing Wants To Reign In All Of California" "William Tong"
"Layne" Staind "Erik" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Loco-Motion" Little Eva "Loco-Notion" "Guy DiRito"
"Monday Monday" The Mamas And The Papas "Sunday Sunday" "Malcolm Higgins"
"No News" Lone Star "The Song Without A Name" "MysteryGoat"
"Once Bitten, Twice Shy" Great White "I Was Bitten By Mike" "The Great Karlando"
"P.I.M.P" 50 Cent "M.A.T.T" "Wolveroses"
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" The Monkees "I Could Be Presidential Someday" "Guy DiRito"
"Rock and Roll Heaven" Righteous Brothers "GOP Heaven" "Robert J. Pagliaro"
"Rollin'" Limp Bizkit "Runnin'" "Bob O'Mara"
"She'd Rather Be With Me" The Turtles "That Bladder's For Your Pee" "Guy DiRito"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana "Looks Like I'm Going to Hit That Car" "Vampiress Charlene"
"Sunday Will Never Be The Same" Spanky and Our Gang "Monday Will Always Be Mundane" "Ashley"
"Take the Long Way Home" Supertramp "Holiday in Rome" "Merry & Pippin"
"The Kids Aren't Alright" The Offspring "Link is not Alright" "Marianne E. B. Markham"
"The Major General's Song" Gilbert & Sullivan "The Made-On-TV pop star's song" "Tone-Def"
"The Real Slim Shady" Eminem "The Real Big Teddy (Full Version Re-release)" "Jimmy J."
"This Magic Moment" Jay And The Americans "This Magic Modem" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree" Tony Orlando & Dawn "Lied 'Bout Yellow Cake And Got A War For Me" "William Tong"
"Tutti Fruity" Little Richard "Ain't He Fruity" "William Tong"
"Waiting On A Friend" The Rolling Stones "Pulling On Depends" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" Jerry Lee Lewis "Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On" "William Tong"
"Wonderful World" Louis Armstrong "Digital World" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"You Wear It Well" Rod Stewart "You Hardly Smell" "Malcolm Higins"
"You're So Vain" Carly Simon "You're Insane" "William Tong"
"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" The Righteous Brothers "You've Lost At Budget Dealing" "William Tong"

August 12, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Addicted" Simple Plan "J.Lo and Freddy" "J.Marie"
"Alley-Oop" The Hollywood Argyles "Silly Goop" "Michael Pacholek"
"Blueberry Hill" Fats Domino "Gives Him A Thrill" "William Tong"
"Cinnamon Girl" Neil Young "Democrat Girl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cinnamon Girl" Neil Young "Heroin Girl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Come Together" The Beatles "Schwarzenegger" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" The Police "Don't Stand for Election" "Michael Pacholek"
"Got To Get You Into My Life" The Beatles "Hyde, Why Don't You Go Get A Life" "William Tong"
"Home (NDP 1998 Theme Song)" Kit Chan "Toilet" "Louis Tan"
"Hotel California" Eagles "Hotel Alibi For You" "Don Stough"
"I Want It That Way" Backstreet Boys "I Want A Fat Babe" "Pat Voigts"
"I Want it That Way" The Backstreet Boys "Yeah, that's the NBA" "Jared Lerner"
"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor "I Will Revive" "Kairisika"
"I Would" Jolie & The Wanted "I Should" "NastyNoah"
"In The Midnight Hour" Wilson Pickett "His Grapes Are Sour" "William Tong"
"Let's Just Kiss And Say Goodbye" The Manhattens "Try To Piss On This Here Fly" "Guy DiRito"
"Lotta Love" Nicolette Larson "Go Give Lott A Shove" "William Tong"
"Love Is In The Air" John Paul Young "Gum Stuck In My Hair" "Andy Roper"
"Modern Major General" Gilbert & Sullivan "The Martha Stewart Song" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Mony Mony" Tommy James And The Shondells "Pepperoni" "Malcolm Higgins"
"My Heart Will Go On" Celine Dion "Parody of an Unknown Song" "Knautilus & Isis: The Dutchess of Dork"
"Operator" Jim Croce "Schwarzenegger" "William Tong"
"Paint it black" Rolling Stones "What To Pack" "Michael Florio"
"Pretty Piece of Flesh" One Inch Punch "Giant Metallic Mouse" "Marianne E. B. Markham"
"Rhythm Bandits" Junior Senior "Bigger Bandwidth" "@ssKicker"
"She Loves You" The Beatles "He's Rush Limbaugh, N'yea, N'yea" "William Tong"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana "Smells Like Hyrule Spirit" "Marianne E. B. Markham"
"Strokin'" Clarence Carter "Stupid" "Floyd's Garage"
"Take a Letter, Maria" R.B. Greaves "I Run For Gov'nor, Maria" "Michael Pacholek"
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett" Flatt & Scruggs and the Foggy Mountain Boys "The Ballad of Osama bin Laden" "Martin J. Grumet"
"The Banana Boat Song" Harry Belafonte "The Seven-Day Old Banana Song" "NastyNoah"
"Those Were The Days" Carrol O'Connor, Jean Stapleton "Those Were The Days" "Joseph Palermo"
"Walk a Little Straighter" "Vote for Schwarzenegger" "Mike Armstrong"
"Wedding Bell Blues" The Fifth Dimension "Election Day Blues" "William Tong"
"Welcome to Paradise" GreenDay "PS2 Paradise" "Static"
"White Trash Wedding" Dixie Chicks "George W. Dilemma" "outofthisworld"
"Wild Thing" Fancy "Mild Thang" "Pat"
"Woodstock" Crosby Stills Nash and Young "Chuckstock The Amiright Story" "Wild Man"

August 13, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"50 Ways (To Leave Your Lover)" Paul Simon "50 Ways (Health Plans Refuse You)" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"A Boy Named Sue" Johnny Cash "A Boy Named Gray" "Michael Pacholek"
"American Pie" Don McLean or Madonna "Halloween H90: The Death of Michael Myers" "Chris Bodily TM"
"America" Neil Diamond "Angelica" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Back In The U.S.A." Chuck Berry "They Shouldn't Run the U.S.A." "William Tong"
"Buddy Holly" Weezer "Link VS Ganondorf" "Marianne E. B. Markham"
"Cabin Fever" Muppet Treasure Island "Russellitis" "mizfrizl"
"Cecelia" Simon & Garfunkel "They're Zealots" "William Tong"
"Do You Hear What I Hear" Mormon Tabernacle Choir "The Cell Phone Song" "Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort"
"Give Me Just A Little More" Chairmen Of The Board "Livin' Must Be Tough As A Mime" "Guy DiRito"
"I Feel Free" Cream "I Need A Wee" "John George"
"I Shot The Sheriff" Eric Clapton "Hyde's Not Embarassed" "William Tong"
"I Started A Joke" The Bee Gees "My Farter Got Broke" "Guy DiRito"
"I Touch Myself" The Divinyls "I Warsh Myself" "Ghetto John"
"I've Gotta Get A Message To You" Bee Gees "I've Gotta Get A Package To You" "Michael Florio"
"Iron Man" Black Sabbath "Ice Cream Man" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Jive Talkin'" The Bee Gees "Hyde's Talkin'" "William Tong"
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" CCR "Lookin' Like A Crack Whore (Pop Diva Song)" "Claude Prez"
"Money" The Beatles "Ahnie" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" Hermans Hermits "Mrs Brown You've Got An Ugly Daughter" "Jazzbone"
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" Herman's Hermits "Mr. Saddam, You've Got Loyal Daughters" "Miranda Turner"
"My Name Is... (Slim Shady)" Eminem "My Brain Is... (Still Hazy)" "Phil Alexander"
"Next 5 Minutes" Steven Curtis Chapman "Next 5 Biscuits" "mizfrizl"
"Oh Carol" Neil Sedaka "Oh Arnold" "William Tong"
"Only Yesterday" The Carpenters "Since I Threw My Sanity Away" "mizfrizl"
"She's Always A Woman" Billy Joel "He'll always be Newman" "Michael Florio"
"Sk8er Boi" Avril Lavigne "Poser Girl" "gcchik27"
"Sussudio" Phil Collins "Those Florios" "S.T.G."
"Sympathy" Goo Goo Dolls "Cut The Cheese" "Ghetto John"
"The Change" Steven Curtis Chapman "My Change" "mizfrizl"
"The Entertainer" Billy Joel "The Terminator" "Jim A"
"The Luck" Selfish wayz "The Puck" "T.J. Spindler"
"The Most Beautiful Girl" Charlie Rich "The Most Crude Politician" "William Tong"
"Think Twice" Eve 6 "Mink Rights" "Tone-Def"
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree" Tony Orlando & Dawn "Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt" "William Tong"
"Times Like These" Foo Fighters "Guys Like These (Dedicated to a variety of AmIRight parody authors)" "Jammin' Jeff"
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" Bonnie Tyler "Total Recall of the Gray" "Michael Pacholek"
"When I've Sixty-Four" The Beatles "When I'm Sixty-Five" "William Tong"
"White Room" Cream "White House 9-1-1" "Giblet O'sarcasm"
"You Remind Me" Nickelback "Thank-You Kindly" "Guy DiRito"

August 14, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"All the Gold In California" The Gatlin Brothers "There's Fool's Gold In California" "Michael Pacholek"
"Back In The U.S.S.R" The Beatles "Back to the U.S.S.R" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Boho's so fat -sady" "meNme"
"California Dreamin'" Mamas And Papas "California Schemin'" "Guy DiRito"
"Free Fallin'" Tom Petty "Re-callin' (the Gray Davis Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Frozen" Modonna "RedXIII" "Marianne E. B. Markham"
"Groovin' (On a Sunday Afternoon)" The Rascals "Groovin' (Every Pitch This Afternoon)" "Michael Pacholek"
"I Feel Fine" The Beatles "I Like Wine" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Me Miine" The Beatles "I Nose Mine" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Should Have Known Better" The Beatles "He Should Have Known Better" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Think We're Alone Now" Tommy James & the Shondells "Hang Up the Cell Phone Now" "Michael Pacholek"
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" Bing Crosby "I'll Be Gov, Bush Wishes" "William Tong"
"I'm A Loser" The Beatles "He's A Liar" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm So Tired" The Beatles "I'm So Tired ( Of The Lefty Whining)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Ignition (remix)" R. Kelly "Intermission (at a Wings game)" "Wolveroses"
"Livin' La Vida Loca" Ricky Martin "Livin' La Vida Smoka" "Kyle the Komedian"
"Love Potion No. 9" The Beatles "Love Motion No. 9" "Fitu Petaia"
"Michael (Row the Boat Ashore)" Highway Men "Microsoft Done Wrote The Code" "Guy DiRito"
"Modern Woman" Billy Joel "Modern Songbook" "Michael Pacholek"
"Paperback Writer" The Beatles "Deficit Hider" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox" Joe Diffie "Prop Me Up Beside the Goalpost" "Cindy Robertson"
"Shake!" Sam Cooke "Sheik!" "Michael Pacholek"
"Soul Man" Sam and Dave "I'm Your Old Man (The Over the Hill Party Song)" "Diva"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Mary Poppins "The Out Of Shape Runner's Song" "Tone-Def"
"Tell Me Why" The Beatles "Tell Me Lies" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Girl Fom Ipanema" Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto "The Swirl From the Whipped Cream" "Pat"
"The Joker" Steve Miller Band "The Groper" "William Tong"
"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena" "Buses Full of Old Broads to Atlantic City" "Michael Pacholek"
"The Long And Winding Road" The Beatles "The Wrong And Whining Left" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Night Before" The Beatles "The Right Before" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Tracks of My Tears" Smokey Robinson & the Miracles "The Crap Sold At Sears" "Michael Pacholek"
"The saga begins" Weird al Yankovic "Wizarmon guy" "birdboy2000"
"Walk Away, Renee" The Left Banke "Talk Away, Buffay" "Michael Pacholek"
"Walk Right In" Rooftop Singers "See Ya In Court" "Bob Asher"
"Windy" The Association "Hindi (the bad handwriting song)" "Tone-Def"
"With A Little Help From My Friends" The Beatles "With A Little Help From The Reds" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Wooly Bully" Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs "Dopey Kobe" "Spaff.com"
"Wouldn't It Be Nice" The Beach Boys "The Weather Song" "lebeiW15"
"You Can Call Me Al" Paul Simon "You Can Call My Cell" "lebeiW15"
"You Got What It Takes" Marv Johnson "You Take What I Got" "Michael Pacholek"
"You Send Me" Sam Cooke "You Offend Me" "Michael Pacholek"

August 15, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Abraham, Martin, and John" Dion "Norman, Freddy, and Michael" "Earl S. Garber"
"Addicted to Love" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Drugs" "Floyd's Garage"
"Ain't That A Shame" Fats Domino "Newt Had No Shame" "William Tong"
"All The Things She Said" T.A.T.U. "All The Things She Read" "Tinkleheimer"
"Always And Forever" Luther Vandross "Gateways Take Forever" "Guy DiRito"
"Amish Paradise" Weird Al Yankovic "Video Game Paradise" "Kyle The Komedian"
"Ballad of Jef Clampett" Earl Scruggs & Lester Flatt "Ballad of Dan Quayle" "William Tong"
"Bartender And The Thief" Steriophonics "The Bartender Shot The Thief" "Shorty"
"Blue Bayou" Roy Orbison "Blew By You" "William Tong"
"Breaking The Habit" Linkin Park "Bweaking The Wabbit" "Markcela"
"Brown Sugar" Rolling Stones "Round Booger" "Pat"
"Day O" Harry Belafonte "Quayle Calypso" "William Tong"
"Dust In The Wind" Kansas "Rush Is All Wind" "William Tong"
"Eye of the Tiger" Survivor "Eye of Sadako" "Schleppy Lundo"
"Fun, Fun, Fun" The Beach Boys "Run, Run, Run" "William Tong"
"Give Up The Grudge" Gob "Give Up The Scheme" "Static"
"Gloria" Shadows of Knight "Monica" "William Tong"
"Gone" N'Sync "Gaunt" "Germboy"
"Hey There Lonely Girl" Eddie Holman "Hey There Boney Girl" "Guy DiRito"
"I Can't Help Falling In Love With You" Elvis Presley "I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You" "William Tong"
"I Say A Little Prayer" Dionne Warwick "I'll Get A Little Bare" "Guy DiRito"
"I wanna rock and roll" Kiss "Phoenix Coyotes" "Static"
"I'm A Believer" The Monkees "Not A Believer" "William Tong"
"I'm Still Standing" Elton John "I Can't Stand Him" "William Tong"
"Ignition (remix)" R. Kelly "Intermission (at a Pistons game)" "Wolveroses"
"Imprint" DoubleDrive "Basketball" "Static"
"It Keeps You Runnin'" The Doobie Brothers "I'm Just Not Runnin'" "crazydon"
"Jenny, Jenny" Little Richard "Kenny, Kenny" "William Tong"
"Love On The Rocks" Neil Diamond "Rush Is A Pox" "William Tong"
"Maneater" Daryl Hall & John Oates "Mad Schemer" "William Tong"
"Margaritaville" Jimmy Buffett "Stupidityville" "Tim Hall"
"Midnight Special" Johnny Rivers "Saturday Night Specials" "William Tong"
"Numb" Linkin Park "Dumb" "Markcela"
"Rainy Night In Georgia" Brook Benton "Maniac From Georgia" "William Tong"
"Revolution 1" The Beatles "Ice Cubes 1" "Lunabella"
"Revolution" The Beatles "No Solution" "William Tong"
"Save The Last Dance For Me" The Drifters "Save Your Last Dime For Me" "William Tong"
"Seventeen" Winger "Seventy" "Floyd's Garage"
"Summertime" Sam Cooke "Scandal Time" "William Tong"
"Suzy Q" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Danny Q" "William Tong"
"The Chanukah Song" Adam Sandler "The California Governor Song" "Static"
"Wind Beneath My Wings" Bette Midler "Newt Got No Wins For The Right Wing" "William Tong"

August 16, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"All The Small Things" Blink 182 "All The School Things" "Joelle"
"Band Of Gold" Freda Payne "Band Of Goons" "William Tong"
"Billie Jean" Michael Jackson "Kobe B." "BLO-TOWN"
"Black Water" Doobie Brothres "Black Chopper" "Diva & Wild Man"
"By the Way" Red Hot Chili Peppers "Standing in Line (to Go to the Bathroom)" "Anonymous"
"Dead Bodies Everywhere" KoRn "Dead Wives Everywhere" "2000Jake"
"Dead" KoRn "Dead [nappy version]" "2000Jake"
"Did My Time" KoRn "Did My Wife" "2000Jake"
"Don't Sleep in the Subway" Petula Clark "Don't Slice on the Fairway" "Mike Juergens"
"Fernando" ABBA "Nintendo" "Guy DiRito"
"Helpless" Neil Young "Hairless" "Yoidy"
"I Like Candy" Aran Carter "Candy" "Michael James"
"I Put Your Picture Away" Sheryl Crow/kid Rock "In A Bed Of Broken Promises Made Up With Pretty Lies" "Lisa Mizrany"
"I want Candy" Aaron Carter "Chocolates Handy" "T.J. Spindler feat. Michael James"
"Losing Grip" Avril Lavigne "Losing Grip" "Janet Melgar"
"Movies" Alien Ant Farm "Boobies" "Tinkleheimer"
"Mr. Custer" Larry Verne "Frayed Nerves" "Pat"
"Nowhere Man" The Beatles "Newt's A Real Nowhere Man" "William Tong"
"Ode to Billie Joe" Bobbie Gentry "Ode to Trent Lott" "Mike Juergens"
"Smoke On The Water" Deep Purple "Scum On The Water" "William Tong"
"Some Enchanted Evening" Ezio Pinza & Mary Martin "Some Will Chant Impeachment" "William Tong"
"The Hanukah Song" Adam Sandler "The California Governor Song" "Static"
"Thug Lovin" Ja Rule "Thug Luggage" "Yoidy"
"Trashy Women" Confederate Railroad "Trashy Fellas" "Cindy Robertson"
"Without Me" Eminem "Without Meat" "beetlecrazy12"

August 18, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A Hard Day's Night" Beatles "A Hot Dark Night (New York Blackout Song)" "Adam Zen Bernstein"
"A Moment Like This" Kelly Clarkson "A Market Like This" "Ross Marshall"
"Addicted" Simple Plan "Related" "Ross Marshall"
"Aint That Lonely Yet" Dwight Yoakam "Aint That Homely Yet" "Malcolm Higgins"
"All the Small Thing" Blink 182 "All the Wrong Things" "Tinkleheimer"
"Anthony's Song ( Movin Out)" Billy Joel "Arnie's Song ( Turf Him Out)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Band On The Run" Paul McCartney and Wings "Saddam On The Run" "lifeincarnate"
"Before The Next Teardrop Falls" Freddy Fender "Before The Next State Recalls" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bitter Sweet Symphony" The Verve "Butter Sweet Parody" "Tinkleheimer"
"Boom!" P.O.D "Gamer" "Dj_elefant"
"Breaking The Habbit" Linkin Park "Watching The Rabbit" "The Ben Man"
"Bus Stop" The Hollies "Bush, Stop" "William Tong"
"Bye Bye, Love" The Everly Brothers "Bye Bye, Shrub" "William Tong"
"Can't We Try (Just A Little Bit Harder)" Dan Hill "The Blackout Duet" "WhizkidF"
"Cocaine" Eric Clapton "McCain" "William Tong"
"Cool Night" Paul Davis "The Fool Right" "William Tong"
"Crazy in Love" Beyoncé Knowles featuring Jay Z "Smart Shopper" "Ross Marshall"
"Dancing In The Dark" Bruce Springsteen "Lansing's In The Dark" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Do Wah Diddy Diddy" The Exciters "Hoo-rah Idi Bitty" "Guy DiRito"
"Do You Know The Way To San Jose" Dionne Warwick "Do You Know Who Arested DMX" "Fitu Petaia"
"Every Breath You Take" The Police "Every Mess You Make" "William Tong"
"Faint" Linkin Park "Paint" "EmiLoca"
"Feel Good Time" Pink "Real Good Mime" "Ross Marshall"
"Fine Again" Seether "Monopoly" "Jon Clemence"
"For The Longest Time" Billy Joel "Don't Even Got A Dime" "MysteryGoat"
"Foxy Lady" Jimi Hendrix "Pass the Gravy" "Floyd's Garage"
"Goodbye T' Jane" "Goodbye T' Gray" "Malcolm Higgins"
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You" Michael Bolton "How Am I Supposed To Eat Without A Fork" "MysteryGoat"
"I Say A Little Prayer For You" Dionne Warwick "I Pray A Bitter Failure For You" "William Tong"
"I Walk the Line" Johnny Cash "That Kudzu Vine" "Merry & Pippin"
"I Will Love Again" Lara Fabian "I'm An Alien" "MysteryGoat"
"I'm On Fire" Bruce Springsteen "He's A Liar" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jeepers, Creepers" Louis Armstrong "Jeepers, Freepers" "William Tong"
"Knocking On Heaven's Door" Bob Dylan "Knocking On My Front Door" "Michael Florio"
"Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous" Good Charlotte "Lifestyle Of Avril The Poser" "MegZy"
"Livin' on a Prayer" Bon Jovi "Sleepin' in Times Square" "New York Chick"
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Goin' Out of My Gourd" "Melhi"
"Mother and Child Reunion" Paul Simon "Father and Child Reunion" "William Tong"
"My Generation" The Who "The Terminator" "William Tong"
"My Sharona" The Knack "Mark Chmura" "William Tong"
"Old McDonald Had A Farm" Nursery Rhyme "Limbaugh Claims He Means No Harm" "William Tong"
"Perry Mason" Ozzy Osbourne "Fred or Jason?" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Philadelphia Freedom" Elton John "Bush Would Limit Our Freedom" "William Tong"
"Puppet On A String" Elvis Presley "Puppet Who Is King" "William Tong"
"Rag Doll" The Four Seasons "Quagmire" "William Tong"
"Right Thurr" Chingy "Grilled Cheese" "Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters"
"Rock Your Body" Justin Timberlake "Trip to the Buffet" "Ross Marshall"
"Shake Your Booty" K.C. & The Sunshine Band "Kick His Booty" "William Tong"
"Sharp Dressed Man" ZZ Top "Leftist Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"She's Always a Woman" Billy Joel "Man or Woman?" "Merry & Pippin"
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight" Elton John "Something About The Way You Took The Right" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Stacy's Mom" Fountains of Wayne "Lacy's Girls" "M.S.G"
"Sundown" Gordon Lightfoot "Grid Down" "Guy DiRito"
"Sunny" Bobby Hebb "Arnie" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Surfin Usa" The Beach Boys "Turfin' Gray Today" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Swallowed" Bush "(what have I)Swallowed" "Tinkleheimer"
"The Ballad of Jed (Theme from The Beverly Hillbillies)" Paul Henning "The Ballad of Bob (The New York City Blackout)" "Robert J. Pagliaro"
"The Hardest Button to Button" The White Stripes "Those Crunchy Taco Bell Tacos" "Ryan Smith"
"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" Vicki Lawrence "The Night The Lights Went Out In New York" "Bubba"
"This I Promise You" N'Sync "Ode To Qui-Gon (He Died On Naboo)" "MysteryGoat"
"This Year's Kisses" Dick Powell ( 1937) "This Year's Misses ( The Gray Davis Song)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Tomorrow" Musical "D'Amato" "William Tong"
"Turn To Stone" Electric Light Orchestra "Learn This Phone" "Guy DiRito"
"Twistin' The Night Away" Sam Cooke "Blister The Right Today" "William Tong"
"We Can Work It Out" The Beatles "He Can't Smirk It Out" "William Tong"
"We Can Work It Out" The Beatles "We Can Turf Him Out" "Malcolm Higgins"
"When I'm Sitxy Four" The Beatles "My N-64" "Malcolm Higgins"
"When The Lights Are Out" Slade "When The Lights Went Out" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Who's Crying Now" Journey "He's Lying Now" "William Tong"
"Why Can't We Be Friends" WAR "Why Can't We Go Fart" "Fitu Petaia"

August 19, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(The Lights Went Out In) Massachusetts" The Bee Gees "(The Lights Went Out In) New York City" "Michael Pacholek"
"American Pie" Don McLean "Ode to the Terminator" "Bob O'Mara"
"At the Hop" Danny & the Juniors "He's a Flop" "Michael Pacholek"
"Back On the Chain Gang" The Pretenders "Back On the Jane Bang" "Michael Pacholek"
"Back in Black" Ac/Dc "In the Black" "Jim A"
"Born To Be Wild" Steppenwolf "Bones In My Body" "Michael Hack"
"Bus Stop" The Hollies "Rush, Stop" "William Tong"
"Chattanooga Choo Choo" Tex Beneke and The Modernaires "Chad-a-counta Zoo Zoo" "David Jensen"
"Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" Harry Belafonte "Oy Vey (The Blackout Song)" "Michael Pacholek"
"Everywhere" Michelle Branch "Everything" "Raedyn"
"Faint" Linkin Park "Vietnam" "M.S.G"
"Gee, Officer Krupke" Mickey Calin "Hey, Master Yoda" "Michael Pacholek"
"Haunted" Evanescence "Hunted" "Christian Spindler"
"Haunted" Evanescence "Stampede" "T.J. Spindler"
"Here With Me" Dido "Trying to Flee" "Tinkleheimer"
"Hey Joe" Jimi Hendrix "Hey Job" "Floyd's Garage"
"Hymn to Him" Rex Harrison "Why Can't Iraqis be More Like the Brits?" "Mike Juergens"
"Intuition" Jewel "Intoxication" "Evildog"
"Last Kiss" Pearl Jam "Last Dis (ballad of Patrick Dennehy)" "snsanty"
"Light My Fire" The Doors "Rush Is Crazy and a Liar" "William Tong"
"Love Is In The Air" John Paul Young "Shrub Is In Despair" "William Tong"
"Medley...Stars on 45" Stars on 45 (Wanna-Beatles) "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Twinkie" "Spaff.com"
"Pleasant Valley Sunday" The Monkees "Pleasant Board Game Sunday" "Michael Pacholek"
"Pretty Woman" Roy Orbison "Ugly Woman" "Diseased Minds"
"Return To Sender" Elvis Presley "Right Wing Agenda" "William Tong"
"Shameless" Billy Joel "Homeless" "Glenn Rickert"
"Silence Is Golden" Four Seasons "Sinus Is Moldin'" "Guy DiRito"
"Silence is Golden" Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons "Fried Dirt" "Pat"
"Spanish Main" Coral "Polish Main" "Yoidy"
"The Dreidel Song" Traditional "My Ladle Song" "M.S.G"
"U Can't Touch This" Hammer "(U Wouldn't Wanna ) Touch This" "Yoidy"
"Viva Forever" Spice Girls "Ode to Barney The Dinosaur II" "J.Marie"
"What If God Was One Of Us?" Sharon Osbourne "Why Do Blacks Make Fun Of Us?" "Floyd's Garage"
"Workin' At The Carwash Blues" Jim Croce "Smirking, But He's Going To Lose" "William Tong"
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" The Beach Boys "Couldn't We Be Twice?" "Merry & Pippin"

August 20, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A.D.I.D.A.S" KoRn "All Day I Dream About Skateboarding" "2000Jake"
"After The Lovin" Engelbert Humperdinck "After The Votin'" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Ain't That A Shame" Fats Domino "They're All The Same" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Alone I Break" KoRn "Alone I Smoke Crack" "2000Jake"
"Am I Going Crazy?" KoRn "Am I Going Lazy?" "2000Jake"
"Amazed" Lone Star "Enraged" "B.L. Seuberlich"
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" Jim Croce "They're Mad At Reno Now" "William Tong"
"Ball Tongue" KoRn "Ball Young" "2000Jake"
"Cheeky Song" Cheeky Girls "Fruity Song" "Cosmic"
"Clown" KoRn "Fag" "2000Jake"
"Counting" KoRn "Spending" "2000Jake"
"Dead Bodies Everywhere" KoRn "Dead Babies Everywhere" "2000Jake"
"Dirty" KoRn "Dirty Mind" "2000Jake"
"Easier To Run" Linkin Park "Easier With A Gun" "Markcela"
"Edelweiss" Public Domain "They Tell Lies" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World" Tears For Fears "Everybody Wants To Rule This Site" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Faint" Linkin Park "Paint" "Markcela"
"Figur.09" Linkin Park "Pleasure.09" "Markcela"
"For You" KoRn "For ME" "2000Jake"
"Freaky Friday" Aqua "Freaky Fred (Courage the Cowardly Dog)" "GB"
"Fun, Fun, Fun" The Beach Boys "Dumb, Dumb, Dumb" "Michael Pacholek"
"Gangsta's Paradise" Coolio "Mac's Paradise" "D. Paquet"
"Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End" The Beatles "Golden Stumbler, Carry That Ball, Tight End" "Michael Pacholek"
"Hello, Mary Lou" Rick Nelson "Way To Go, W." "William Tong"
"Hey Daddy" KoRn "Hey Mommy" "2000Jake"
"Hotel California" The Eagles "Campaign California" "Michael Pacholek"
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" Public Domain "How Much Is The Debt In California?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Can See Clearly Now" Johnny Nash "We Can't See Clearly Now In Houston" "William Tong"
"I'm Not In Love" 10cc "Their God Is Rush" "William Tong"
"Look What They've Done to My Song Ma" Melanie "Look You Have Made Me A Thong Hun" "Royce Miller"
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival "W.'s Trying To Attack Al Gore" "William Tong"
"Loose You Tonight" H.I.M "You Fall Away Tonight" "2000Jake"
"Louie, Louie" The Kingsmen "Souie, Souie" "The Punster"
"Loves Me Like a Rock" Paul Simon "Dryer Ate My Sock" "Merry & Pippin"
"Lying From You" Linkin Park "Flying From You" "Markcela"
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore" "Arnie, Blow Away That Whore" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Mr. Roboto" Styx "Jesse Orosco" "Jeff Reuben"
"Need To" KoRn "Need To (version 2)" "2000Jake"
"Oh Susanna" Public Domain "Schwarzenegger" "Malcolm Higgins"
"One Jump Ahead (Aladdin)" Disney "One Dump (Ozzy Ozbourne style)" "Alex Zander"
"Part Time Lover" Stevie Wonder "Half Time Burger" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Piece Of My Heart" Janis Joplin "Piece of my Fart" "Danica"
"Pokemon Theme" Ken Sugimori "Jokeymon" "T.J. Spindler"
"Revolution" The Beatles "Texecution" "William Tong"
"Roxanne" The Police "Tax Plan" "William Tong"
"Shake, Rattle & Roll" Big Joe Turner "Smirk's Out Of Control" "William Tong"
"She'd Rather Be With Me" The Turtles "She'd Rather Play For Me" "Michael Pacholek"
"Somewhere I Belong" Linkin Park "10,000 Words Long" "Whitness"
"Superman" Eminem "Trenchcoat Man" "Kristy"
"The Beat Goes On" Sonny & Cher "Their Defeat Goes On" "William Tong"
"These Boots Were Made For Walkin'" Nancy Sinatra "That Newt Was Sent A-Walkin'" "William Tong"
"Trash" KoRn "Trailor Trash" "2000Jake"
"Unforgettable" Nat King Cole "Unelectable" "William Tong"
"Wake Up Little Susie" Everley Brothers "Wake Up With An Uzi" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Wake Up" KoRn "Wake The Ducks Up" "2000Jake"
"We Are Family" Sister Sledge "We Are Family" "Pat"
"Who Can It Be Now" Men At Work "Who Can They Beat Now" "William Tong"
"Who Do Fools Fall In Love" Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers "Why Do Fools Fall For Rush" "William Tong"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" The Police "Picked On By The Seniors" "lebeiW15"
"Yesterday" The Beatles "Swept Away" "William Tong"

August 21, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" Paul Simon "50 Candidates for Gov'ner" "Michael Florio"
"Breakfast in America" Supertramp "Take A Look At My Boyfriend" "SuperVamp"
"Cheerleader Corpses" Pig Destroyer "Seaman Corpses" "2000Jake"
"Dark Satellites" Pig Destroyer "Dark Feast" "2000Jake"
"Fade Away" Seether "Bake Away" "2000Jake"
"Fine Again" Seether "Fine Wine" "2000Jake"
"I Guess that’s Why they Call it the Blues" Elton John "I Guess That’s Why The Yankees Can't Lose" "wdh"
"I Wanna Rock" Twisted Sister "Gimme a Buck" "Floyd's Garage"
"I Want It That Way" Backstreet Boys "Chevy Song" "Static"
"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song" Jim Croce "In A Thong" "Frank Lockner"
"La La Long" Full Circle "La La La Thong" "Yoidy"
"Lollipop, Candyman" Aqua "I Am The Trainer-man" "D. Paquet"
"Mind Games" John Lennon "Find Blame" "William Tong"
"On Top Of Spaghetti" Traditional "On Top Of Teen-Turtles" "Michael Hack"
"Return to Sender" Elvis Presley "Return to Vendor" "Yoidy"
"Runaway" Linkin Park "Walk Away (The McDonalds Song)" "Michael Quinn"
"Song Sung Blue" Neil Diamond "Help Desk Crew" "Guy DiRito"
"Superman" Five For Fighting "Stupid, Song" "L. Mike"
"Sweet Home Alabama" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Sweet Home California" "Static"
"The Leaving Song Pt. II" AFI "You Have No Proof" "Whitness"
"Who are You" The Who "Report from a weekend Uno Tournament(U,N,O)" "wdh"
"Woman, Woman" Gary Puckett and The Union Gap "Hewmon, Hewmon" "Guy DiRito"
"Work It" Missy Elliot "Search It" "Wolveroses"

August 22, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Addicted" Simple Plan "A Mystery Food" "Tone-Def"
"Blasphemous Rumours" Depeche Mode "I Don´t Want To Be In This Temporal Cold War" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" Neil Diamond "Brother John's PATRIOT Salvation Show" "William Tong"
"Closing Time" Semisonic "Closure Time" "Jeff Reuben"
"Crazy" Patsy Cline "Gravy" "Michael Pacholek"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" Paul Simon "Shifty Ways To Lose The Culture" "Guy DiRito"
"Get Away" (hed) pe "Not Today" "Static"
"Going Under" Evanescence "Failing English" "EmiLoca"
"Gone" N'Sync "Gaunt" "Germboy"
"I Get Around" The Beach Boys "They Ran Aground" "William Tong"
"If Tomorrow Never Comes" Ronan Keating "If Tomorrow Never Comes (R16)" "Luzette"
"Just The Way You Are" Billy Joel "We Loathe War Bluster From This Czar" "William Tong"
"More Human than Human" Rob Zombie "More Human than Hu-Nan" "Yoidy"
"Mrs. Robinson" Simon & Garfunkle "Harley Davidson" "Diva & Wild Man"
"Pig" Seether "Cop" "Wolveroses"
"Railroad Bill" Traditional "They Tried To Railroad Bill" "William Tong"
"Return to Sender" Elvis Presley "Return to Bender" "Michael Pacholek"
"Saving All My Love For You" Whitney Houston "Baking A Cake For You" "Fitu Petaia"
"Show Me Your Colors" S Club 7 "Show Me Your Powers" "Germboy"
"Sk8er Boi" Avril Lavigne "Fisherman" "George Skok"
"Stuck In The Middle With You" Stealer's Wheel "Stuck In The Middle With You" "sqwark.com"
"The Black Superman Muhammad Ali" Johnny Wakelin & The Kinshasa Band "Iraq's Chemical Ali" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Seventh Son" Johnny Rivers "The Stupid One" "William Tong"
"Trucking" Grateful Dead "Busking" "sqwark.com"
"Wild Night" Van Morrison "Wild Man" "Michael Pacholek"

August 23, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Air Force Ones" Nelly "Hot Dog Buns" "Tinkleheimer"
"Bodies" Drowning Pool "Bodies" "Wolveroses"
"Bring Me To Life" Evanescence "Doctor Visit" "Ross Marshall"
"Celebration" Kool & The Gang "Celebrate Hanukah" "Ross Marshall"
"Cleaning Out My Closet" Eminem "Shutting Down The Unit" "B. O'Connor"
"Clocks" Coldplay "Pox" "Tinkleheimer"
"Dancing Queen" ABBA "Pistachio Ice Cream" "Ross Marshall"
"Don't You Want Me?" Human League "Human! Give Me Oomox!" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Don’t Wanna Try No More" Frankie J "Food Fetish" "Ross Marshall"
"Everybody´s Free (to wear sunscreen)" Baz Luhrmann "Write Parodies" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Fighter" Christina Aguilera "A Song for the X-Men" "Ross Marshall"
"Gentleman Who Fell" Milla "Nemisis will fall (Resident Evil movie)" "Jeremiah McGlothin"
"Girls and Boys" Good Charlotte "Girls and Noise" "EmiLoca"
"Hero" Chad Kroeger "Hero Sandwich" "Johnny Ancich"
"Hip To Be Square" Huey Lewis And The News "Hip To Be Queer" "Guy DiRito"
"Hungry Like the Wolf" Duran Duran "Musical Tribute to The Hulk" "Ross Marshall"
"I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow" Norman Blake "I Am A Pan Of Off-Slant Bread Dough" "Adagio"
"I Just Called To Say I Love You" Stevie Wonder "I Just Want To Say That Song Sucked" "Tim Hall"
"I Want It That Way" Backstreet Boys "My NFL Story (Detroit Lions)" "Wolveroses"
"Lady Marmalade" Mia, Pink, L’il Kim, and Christina Aguilera "Tasty Lemonade" "Ross Marshall"
"Naked" Avril Lavigne "Faked It" "Luck_Ran_Short"
"Pop" N'Sync "Shop" "Ross Marshall"
"She's Got Issues" The Offspring "She Needs Tissues" "Rodrigo Salazar"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana "Smells Like Another Loss ( A Detroit Tiger Parody" "Pat Voigts"
"Superman" Goldfinger "Supermass" "Rodrigo Salazar"
"The Heritic Anthem" SlipKnoT "The Opposite ( The Rappers Anthem)" "BliNd"
"These Days" Alien Ant Farm "These Gays" "Tinkleheimer"
"Venus" Shocking Blue "Enos" "Guy DiRito"
"Werewolves of London" Warren Zevon "Werewolves of Chicago" "J. Phillip"

August 25, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(Love Is) Thicker Than Water" Andy Gibb "Shrub Caused Sickening Slaughter" "William Tong"
"Baby Boy" Beyonce' featuring Sean Paul "Burgerboy (remix)" "Saider Eiegle"
"Be True To Your School" The Beach Boys "Play Hooky From School" "lebeiW15"
"Beauty and the Beast" Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack "Cleobury's Beasts" "WhizkidF"
"Bit's And Pieces" Dave Clark 5 "Pits and Creases" "Jan Hayes"
"Brown Sugar" Rolling Stones "Green Booger" "Floyd's Garage"
"California Girls" Beach Boys "Dolly Parton" "Floyd's Garage"
"Crying Time" Ray Charles "Learning Time (Back to School Anthem)" "WhizkidF"
"Day Tripper" Beatles "Fat Skipper" "Floyd's Garage"
"Don't Fear the Reaper" Blue Öyster Cult "Don't Kill the Album" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" Elton John and Kiki Dee "Who's That Makin' That Fart?" "Guy DiRito"
"Don't Stop Believing" Journey "Won't Stop Aggrieving" "William Tong"
"Don't Stop Believing" Olivia Newton-John "Won't Stop Deceiving" "William Tong"
"Drift Away" Dobie Gray "Give Me the DEET, Boy!" "Spaff.com"
"Eye Of The Beholder" Metallica "Eye OF Metallica" "okeydokey"
"Falling For The First Time" BareNaked Ladies "Another Song Without A Name" "MysteryGoat"
"Harper Valley P.T.A." Tom T. Hall / Dolly Pardon. "The E.P.D." "A. S. Fulkerson"
"I Remember Larry" Weird Al Yankovic "I Remember Michael" "1 million 2 one"
"I Will Be Heard" Hatebreed "I Am A Nerd" "BliNd"
"In My Room" The Beach Boys "The Classroom" "lebeiW15"
"In The End" Linkin park "At The Start" "salman"
"Iron Man" Black Sabbath "Repo Man" "Floyd's Garage"
"Livin' After Midnight" Judas Priest "Sleepy Before Midnight" "Floyd's Garage"
"Luka" Suzanne Vega "Lucas" "Floyd's Garage"
"Mambo Number 5" Lou Bega "Combo Number 5" "Ross Marshall"
"More Than Words" Xtreme "Screwed Up Another Diet" "releck_lar!"
"My Sharona" The Knacks "My Diploma" "Zak Randall"
"Naked" Avril Lavigne "Faked It" "Luck_Ran_Short"
"Nobody's Real" Powerman 5000 "Nobody's Meal" "Tinkleheimer"
"Otherside" Red Hot Chilli Peppers "Biggy Size" "MysteryGoat"
"Paint it Black" Rolling Stones "Gollum's Song" "EmiLoca"
"Running In Circles" Lalaine "Tumbling In Circles" "David Jensen"
"Scar Tissue" Red Hot Chilipeppers "Big Bruises" "D. Paquet"
"Smiling Faces Sometimes" The Undisputed Truth "Filing Cases Bum Times" "Guy DiRito"
"Sunshine On My Shoulder" John Denver "Sunning On My Boulder" "Royce Miller"
"Witchy Woman" Eagles "Screech Woman" "Adagio"
"YMCA" Village People "ACLU" "Guy DiRito"
"You Oughta Know" Alanis Morissette "You Oughta Grow" "Diva"

August 26, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(I Ran) So Far Away" Flock of Seagulls "(My Car's) So far Away" "M.S.G"
"Adam's Song" Blink 182 "Adam's Bong" "Tinkleheimer"
"American Pie" Don Mclean "Viet Cong Pie" "Wang"
"Are You Happy Now?" Michelle Branch "Tell Me I'm a Diva" "Sharon Krebs"
"Badlands" Bruce Springsteen "Bedpans" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Beth" KISS "Meth" "Floyd's Garage"
"Brass In Pocket" The Pretenders "Junk In Closet" "lebeiW15"
"California Girls" The Beach Boys "Wish They All Could Lead California" "Spaff.com"
"Crash and Burn" Savage Garden "Telemarketers" "EmiLoca"
"Eye Of The Tiger" Survivor "Pie Of The Diaper" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Good Morning Starshine" Orien "900 Hotline" "Michael Florio"
"Helter Skelter" Beatles "Homeless Shelter" "Floyd's Garage"
"I Don't Like Drugs (But Drugs Like Me)" Marilyn Manson "I Don't Like Rugs (Dogs Use To Pee)" "Tinkleheimer"
"It's Gonna Be Me" N'Sync "A Diet For Me" "Ross Marshall"
"It's My LIfe" Jon Bon Jovi "Appetite" "Ross Marshall"
"Leader Of The Pack" The Shrangi-Las "Leader (Aisle Be Bach)" "Guy DiRito"
"Love me Do" Beatles "Poopy-Doo" "Floyd's Garage"
"Lucky Star" Madonna "(I Just Crashed My) Brand New Car" "Floyd's Garage"
"Maggie's Farm" Bob Dylan "Temp Job" "Tim Hall"
"Music" Madonna "Gluten" "Ross Marshall"
"Muskrat Love" America "Rust Cat Flub" "Guy DiRito"
"Old Time Rock and Roll" Bob Seger "Old Time Pasta Bowl" "Diva"
"Private Property" Judas Priest "My Pornography" "Floyd's Garage"
"Release Me" Engelbert Humperdinck "Release Me" "Royce Miller"
"Sometimes In Winter" Blood Sweat and Tears "Sometimes At Dinner" "Guy DiRito"
"Springtime for Hitler" The Producers "Springtime for Myutsuu" "MidgetMyutsuu"
"Stronger" Britney Spears "Wronger" "Ross Marshall"
"Summer Jam" The Underdog Project "Strawberry Jam" "Jinky Williams"
"Takin Care Of Business" BTO "Breakin' All The Dishes" "a room full of monkeys"
"The Hardest Part of Breaking Up" 2gether "The Bestest Part of Waking Up" "Ross Marshall"
"Truly Madly Deeply" Savage Garden "SoBig, Blaster, Nachi" "Jim A"
"Who Can It Be Now?" Men at Work "I'm Smokin' Weed Now!" "Floyd's Garage"
"You're A God" Vertical Horizon "You're A Hog" "Ross Marshall"
"Your Body is a Wonderland" John Mayer "Your Mommy Screws The Fed-Ex Man" "Jared Lerner"

August 27, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Addicted" Simple Plan "Addicted ( The food song)" "DaChazman"
"Barefootin'" Robert Parker "Rebootin'" "Guy DiRito"
"Boys and Girls" Good Charlotte "Bush And War" "Lisa"
"Cleaning Out My Closet" Eminem "Cleaning Out My Focus" "Stubbs"
"Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)" Christina Aguilera "I Am Not A Jew" "Ross Marshall"
"Dancing In The Street" Martha and The Vandellas "Ambush In The Streets" "Bob Gomez"
"Edelweiss" Rodgers & Hammerstein "Anal Vice" "Spaff.com"
"I Need To Know" Marc Anthony "It Needs To Snow" "Ross Marshall"
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand" The Beatles "I Wanna Quit This Band" "Golden Pirana"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavigne "I'm The Duck" "Anti_duckz"
"Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous" Good Charlotte "Lifestyles of the Poor and the Homeless" "Comedy Guy"
"Living in America" James Brown "Beaten by Miranda" "Urvy J."
"Lucky" Britney Spears "Hungry" "Ross Marshall"
"Magic Stick" Lil' Kim feat. 50 cent "Take a S--T" "BLO-TOWN"
"Metal Health" Quiet Riot "Mama MILF" "Floyd's Garage"
"No Such Thing" John Mayer "No Such Thing (as Santa Claus)" "cosmic"
"Pretty Fly (for a white guy)" The Offspring "Pretty Wry (for a non-bi)" "Tinkleheimer"
"Spinning Wheel" Blood Sweat & Tears "Whacked in Jail" "Royce Miller"
"Sweet Home Alabama" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Recall California" "Bob Gomez"
"The Ghosts of You and Me" Less Than Jake "The Ghosts of Puberty" "Aaron Panccia"
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" The Tokens "Where Bryant Sleeps Tonight" "Bob Gomez"
"Theme from Love Story" Andy Williams "Time To Clean Up" "Cathy Almeida"
"This Old Man" Traditional "This Gun Ban" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Those Were The Days, My Friend" Mary Hopkins "Those Were The Days, Hussein" "Bob Gomez"
"Time For Me To Fly" REO Speedwagon "Time For Me To Lie" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"We Are The Champions" Queen "I Is A Idiod" "Michael James"
"When I Need You" Leo Sayer "When I Feed You" "Cathy Almeida"
"Wrapped Around your Finger" The Police "Wrapped Around my Fender" "Floyd's Garage"
"You Can't Do That" The Beatles "You Can't Say That" "Bob Gomez"

August 28, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Always Something There To Remind Me" Naked Eyes "Always Getting More Alimony" "Floyd's Garage"
"Bad to the Bone" George Thorogood "Bush just go Home" "Floyd's Garage"
"Bad" Michael Jackson "Too Baaaddd !!!" "Kaito Kid"
"Ballad Of The Green Berets" Staff Sgt. Barry Sadler "Ballad Of The Mean Bully" "Ethan Mawyer"
"I Believe I Can Fly" R. Kelly "I Believe I Can Die" "Jack Treese"
"Mambo No. 5" Lou Bega "Rambo, No. 5" "Static"
"Man Of Constant Sorrow" Soggy Bottom Boys "Man Who's Dressed Like Zorro" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean" Various Artists "My Hubby's Promotion" "Cathy Almeida"
"My Heart Will Go On" Celine Dion "Ode to the Home Depot" "Comedy Guy"
"My Prerogative" Bobby Brown "My Cocaine Habit" "Floyd's Garage"
"Nothin' but a Good Time" Poison "Nothin' but some Hair Spray" "Floyd's Garage"
"One Step Closer (to The Edge)" Linkin Park "One Step Closer (to The Loo)" "Cosmic"
"Runnin' with the Devil" Van Halen "Worshipping the Devil" "Floyd's Garage"
"Say My Name" Destiny's Child "Loose Some Weight" "Del del"
"Shock the Monkey" Peter Gabrial "Tease the Monkey" "Floyd's Garage"
"Sight for Sore Eyes" M People "Site for Clamped Thighs" "Lucidlupin Leebee"
"Sk8ter Boi" Avril Lavigne "Thrower Boy" "Thrower girl (whoops this one, not the other!)"
"Snake" R Kelly "Smegma" "Cosmic And Princess Cherry Bomb"
"Spinnin' Wheel" Blood Sweat and Tears "Winnin' Meals" "Guy DiRito"
"Superstition" Stevie Wonder "Berries Are Nutritious" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"The Middle" Jimmy Eat World "The Middle (of an Oreo)" "Comedy Guy"
"Werewolves of London" Warren Zevon "Werewolves of London Baseball" "Static"
"When Mermaids Cry" Eagle Eye Cherry "My Towel Won't Dry" "freakish_cat"

August 29, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Bend Me, Shape Me" The American Breed "Mend Me, Tape Me" "Guy DiRito"
"Bother" Stone Sour "Shower" "S.T.G."
"Copacabana" Barry Manilow "Star Trek Convention" "Comedy Guy"
"Couldn't Get It Right" Climax Blues Band "Headed For A Fight" "William Tong"
"Exodus" Pat Boone "Exodus of Roy Moore" "William Tong"
"Gaston" Disney's "Sauron" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Good Riddance (Time of Your Life" Green Day "OPC Song" "Luzette & Greer"
"I Am A Rock" Simon & Garfunkel "Moore's Slabs Of Rock" "William Tong"
"I Love Rock And Roll" Joan Jett And The Blackhearts "I Love Sloppy Joes" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"I Walk The Line" Johnny Cash "Because You Whine" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"In Da Club" 50 Cent "In Detroit" "Wolveroses"
"It Was A Very Good Year" Robbie Williams "Harry's Song" "Luzette & Caris"
"Mr. Roboto" Styx "I Won the Lotto" "S.T.G."
"On the Road Again" Willie Nelson "Just A Toad Again" "Royce Miller"
"Ring Of Fire" Johnny Cash "Thing Of Fire" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Stacy's Mom" Fountains of Wayne "Laura's Dad" "Kitty"
"Strange" Digimon 02(Dub) "Dumb(Pokemon hater's song)" "birdboy2000"
"Under The Sea" Samuel E. Wright (Sebastain) "Unterseeboot" "Greer & Luzette (help from Alex for one line)"

August 30, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"18 and Life" Skid Row "13 and Wife" "Merry & Pippin"
"A Day In The Life" The Beatles "A Day In The Life Of A Politician" "Michi Bartz"
"A Teenager In Love" Dion & the Belmonts "A Teenage Pitching Ace" "Michael Pacholek"
"Bailamos" Enrique Igleseas "Go Buy Lowe's" "Ross Marshall"
"Blackout" Scorpions "Yeoman under Captain Kirk" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Bye, Bye, Bye" N'Sync "Pie, Pie, Pie" "Ross Marshall"
"California Dreamin'" Mamas & Poppas "California's Screamin'" "Loose Bruce Kerr"
"California Girls" Beach Boys "Marijuana Laws" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Chapter Four" Avenged Sevenfold "Pokemon Hater" "Static"
"Desperado" Eagles "Avocado" "Adagio"
"Do You Want To Know A Secret" The Beatles "Do You Want To Know Your Future" "Michi Bartz"
"Fighter" Christina Aguilera "Wider" "Corey Black"
"Fun, Fun, Fun" Beach Boys "Tons, Guns, Drugs" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Get The Party Started" Pink "Get the Cookout Started" "Christina Aggravateher"
"Glycerine" Bush "Listerine" "Jared"
"Hit the Floor" Linkin Park "Hit the Store" "Markcela"
"Hound Dog" Elvis Presley "Your Girlfriend Looks Like a Hound Dog" "Comedy Guy"
"I Am The Walrus" The Beatles "I Am The Schoolboy" "Michi Bartz"
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues" Elton John "I Guess That's Why These Ballgames We Blew" "Michael Pacholek"
"I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You" Savage Garden "I Knew I Loved You Before I Ate You" "Ross Marshall"
"I Love Rock-n-Roll" Joan Jett "I Hate Escarole" "Royce Miller"
"Lake of Fire" Nirvana "Pit of Fire" "snsanty"
"Larger Than Life" Backstreet Boys "Better Than Life" "Ross Marshall"
"Lowrider" WAR "Sleepdriver" "Fitu Petaia"
"Mad dogs and Englishmen" Noel Coward "Mall Rats And Englishmen Comes Out When The Power´s Down" "Know 1 can hear you dream"
"My Way" Frank Sinatra "Her Way" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Numb" Linkin Park "Dumb" "Shorty"
"One Step Closer" Linkin Park "One Step Closer" "3214OTSP"
"Oops...I Did It Again" Britney Spears "Oops...I Ate It Again" "Ross Marshall"
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town" Kenny Rogers "So Sue Me, Cause You Got Bumped Around" "Guy DiRito"
"Secret Agent Man" Johnny Rivers "UPS Man" "Comedy Guy"
"Seven Nation Army" The White Stripes "Egg And Bacon Omelette" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Smooth" Santana featuring Rob Thomas "Mars" "Ross Marshall"
"Still Waiting" Sum 41 "Teacher Vs. Student" "Infectedlildude"
"Summer Of 69" Bryan Adams "Summer Of 69" "Stewart"
"Take A Chance On Me" ABBA "Take a Chance Card Please" "Billy Florio"
"The One" Backstreet Boys "The Nun" "Ross Marshall"
"Thong Song" Sisqo "Food Song" "Ross Marshall"
"Vicious" Lou Reed "Litigious" "Merry & Pippin"
"Wild Thing" Troggs "Dumpling" "Adagio"
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