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Song Parodies -> "Fisherman"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Fisherman"

Parody Written by:

George Skok

The Lyrics

Fisherman

He was a man,
She was a fish,
Can I make it any more odorous?
He thought she stunk,
Till she'd be a fillet,
What more can I say?

He used to walk,
She used to swim mostly away from him,
And all of his friends,
Would lend him their pails,
That's where he put all those icky fish scales.

He was a fisherman,
He didn't like the land,
He liked to feel the ocean spray,
She would swim through the weeds,
Where she liked to bottom-feed
Until the tide pulled her away

5 years from now
She swims by the shore
Feeding the minnows she's having some more
But on fishing TV
Shot by the coast
Its Bass-Masters with Fisherman acting as host
She signals her friends
They already know
And they've already hoping
To be on his show
She swims along
With the fish in her school
Looks at the fisherman spinning his spool

He was a fisherman
She didn't give a damn
He needed fish to pay the bills
Now he's a fishing star
Casting his line out far
Why would he want your flappy gills?

Sorry fish but you missed out
Well tough luck cause he hates trout
He prefers the taste of bass
So the story ends at last
Too bad that you hadn't seen
What takes place when fish are cleaned
Just before a fish is fried
You see the guts that are inside

He's just a man
And she's just a fish
Can I make it any more odorous
He threw out his line
At first we both fought
Until finally I was caught

I'm with the fisherman
Ended up in his pan
I'll be grilled up now that I'm hooked
He'll be in his fishing boat
Singing the song he wrote
About a fish he scaled and cooked

He's still a fisherman
He doesn't like the land
He likes to feel the ocean spray
He waits with baited breath
Listening to Megadeth
And dreams of the one that got away
Copyright George Skok 2003

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Sawa of Warsaw - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Wery bad!
elsie - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
lol....good pacing but not funny!!!

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